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to think that cosmic ordering

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By Thu 05-Nov-09 14:46:38 Add message | Report | Contact poster
. . . works amazingly well?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 14-Nov-09 15:08:42
there's nothing I like more than winking poo wink wink
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 21:35:52
wink @ mrscrocoduck
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 16:56:25
CdL - nope, go for pic of baby. Be specific!

BertieBotts, that's great news!

mitchy, any win is a plus.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 09:20:40
I'm not sure DP wants a giant cock, but I will check his hands for signs he is trying to order one.

Maybe if I draw a pic of a bump?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 09:20:13
How about a very basic picture of a stick woman cradling a baby in a blanket looking happy? Or cut a picture of a baby from a magazine... or a very small stick figure with a nappy on... grin

I just wanted to say, I have ordered myself a nice house to move into, looked at a few nice ones, everything went wrong, then finally found this place the other day and it has everything I asked for, even a downstairs bathroom which is unusual in this area (ie in it not having an upstairs one) - perfect for me being too lazy to climb stairs! And it's in budget and the landlord is happy to accept HB - hurrah I will finally escape fuckwit (D)P!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 09:14:13
persuade him it is for him to have a go on?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 09:11:55
but DP would insist that I say I already have access to one wink
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 09:06:15
and what would be wrong with THAT?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 08:46:15
but wouldn't that just get me a giant cock?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 07:45:55
I'd rather have a giant cook thanks

(and a cleaner and a nanny and a housekeeper OR a wifegrin)
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