To complain about rude tesco delivery driver?

[CoffeeMonsta]

I have just had my tesco delivery and the bloke came to the door with his little computer thing, as they do. All smiles, nice and chatty and then as I handed the computer thing back, I noticed that the head of his willy was sticking out the top of his trousers! He saw me looking and just grinned at me before walking back to get my stuff. I assumed he'd put it away before coming back but he didn't and I noticed my lettuce was resting against it as he walked back to my door.

AIBU to complain? I'm sure it wasn't an accident.

[traceybath]

and i never do that.

Honestly if you are serious - you are saying he basically indecently exposed himself. So yes, you may want to complain/phone the police etc.

[Fionafly]

Phone the police!!! and throw thhe lettuce!!!!

[compo]

are you for real?!!

[SamJamsmum]

This seems pretty clear cut to me!!! Complain to Tesco and the police.

[dilemma456]

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[thisisyesterday]

why was your lettuce not in a bag?

[IneedAbetterNickname]

As long as he didn't ask to use your toilet

Umm, actually, if this IS real YANBU that is plain nasty [insert vom smiley}

[Glitterknickaz]

erm.... indecent exposure is a police issue - forget Tesco complaints system

[thisisyesterday]

seriously, he was holding the rest of your shopping, in a bag? in a box?
how was the lettuce managing to touch his penis?

it makes no sense. sorry

[Goober]

Your first post??

[BunnyAndJoon]

If this isn't a joke then he wasn't rude, he was exposing himself.

In which case call the police

[foxinsocks]

were you missing a gherkin from your shopping?

[shinyshoes]

he's probably just getting it a bit of air.

YABVU he's prob been in thoses trousers a good few hours, sweating and the like.

No one likes a cheesy cock.

oh thats a point I need to order cheese from Tesco

[louii]

@ foxinsocks.

[tigerdriver]

do you live under a bridge and like eating billy goats?

[Goober]

I spose you could have offered him a cup of tea and done the hot teaspoon trick on his whanger!

[Disenchanted3]

if she has a no bag delivery and the food in crates then the willy could well have been touching the lettuce,

fucking gross.

[Bonneville]

Very strange first post.

[brimfull]

lololol

[Noonki]

foxinsock how can you joke in a thread like this...

seriously op check your sausages.

[Overmydeadbody]

[Disenchanted3]

[CoffeeMonsta]

Well I'll be complaining to tesco anyway because my apple pie had a huge hole in the middle and it was all mashed up. God knows how that happened.

But the sausages were fine.

[thisisyesterday]

so, he just happened to be coming up the drive and the lettuce (bizarrely unbagged) just happened to be sticking right up out of the top of the box.
his lengthy arms meant that the box was right down below the waistband of his trousers so that said lettuce, just positioned in the right place, happened to touch his penis???

good grief.
if you're gonna troll at least post something believable.
it could have been believable if you hadn't said aboutt he lettuce too. you just went a bit too far

[Goober]

How bored are you??