to complain about my neighbours cooking smells?

[AtYourCervix]

They are Thai and it smells so delicious my mouth is watering. And I am doing fatclub and craving nice stuff.

It shouldn't be allowed should it?

Who can I report them to?

[ICanSeeTheSun]

Lol.

Have you tried the SW mushy pea curry, every one raves about it.

[AtYourCervix]

It wouldn't be the same though would it.

Humph.

I shall go and dribble sadly over the fence. They might take pity on me and share.

[iklboo]

I don't rave about mushy pea curry. Especially DH the day after!

[GoringBit]

Cervix isn't Thai food generally low-fat and healthy and all that? I'd be trying to wangle an invitation.

Sun Wracking my brains over SW mushy pea curry... Socialist Worker? South West? Whatever, I'm in.

[QuipFree]

Stare over the fence at them with an empty bowl in your hands, smiling expectantly. Might work.

[Toadinthehole]

I'd go and ask for some. Our at least the recipe.

[AtYourCervix]

A mug shot just isn't the same. And I'm too bloody knackered to cook anything proper.

[amy83firsttimer]

Slimming world.

[MrsWinnibago]

My bloody neighbour always says "Were you having chicken last night? Mmmmm! It smelled so nice!" and I think of her slavering at my door! Puts me right off!

[Passthecake30]

I'd hint by asking for the recipe and saying I was inadequate at cooking

My neighbours bbq big fat luscious steak. My stomach can't tolerate beef and it smells divine. ..and expensive!

[WorraLiberty]

I'd hint by asking for the recipe and saying I was inadequate at cooking

I did that before. I asked my Sri Lankan next door neighbour what beautiful dish she cooked every Tuesday because it made my mouth water.

She looked at me like this >> and said, "I boil my husband's work overalls every Tuesday...

[AtYourCervix]

[Passthecake30]

worra

[Frontier]

Surely home cooked Thai food is pretty good and healthy. Agree, tell them how good it always smells and get yourself and invite/doggy bag.

So, what did the overalls smell of Worra?

[GoringBit]

Thanks Amy. AIBU to be just a little bit disappointed?

Worra and ObfusKate