Anyone know/been stung by a Bev?

(56 Posts)
sharonthewaspandthewineywall Fri 11-Jul-14 23:22:23

Bev is the worst to make an enemy of in my opinion. Bev is all smiles and nice as pie to your face, talking to you in that singy songy 'oh aren't you lovely' type voice whilst insincerely patting your arm and at the first opportunity will grass you up to your boss/best friend/partner. Then when called upon does the miss piggy 'who me???' and acts the victim to all who will listen. This one is worse than a Wendy as she will turn on the waterworks to make you look evil 👿👿👿

WooItsAGhostCat Fri 11-Jul-14 23:29:22

Have you been drinking?

sharonthewaspandthewineywall Fri 11-Jul-14 23:30:12

Sadly not

FannyFifer Fri 11-Jul-14 23:32:01

Nope, but fuck her! Hope you're ok.

Trollsworth Fri 11-Jul-14 23:33:17

Oh hell, I know a Bev

AgentZigzag Fri 11-Jul-14 23:34:07

I know the type of person you mean, are you having trouble with her at work?

Berryglitter Fri 11-Jul-14 23:35:18

Actually sounds like a bev I know.... Kim is this you posting??

AgentZigzag Fri 11-Jul-14 23:36:49

Oh, should I admit to having a couple of small bevvies?

Would it reduce or enhance my credibility in the eyes of MN?

WooItsAGhostCat Fri 11-Jul-14 23:37:40

In that case . . . . . Yes I do know a Bev. She is a total loony. I make sure I am extra specially nice to her because if that crazy cow takes issue with you, you're bloody for it!
Sure there are some lovely Bevs though!

AgentZigzag Fri 11-Jul-14 23:38:03

It's Sharon Berry.

Berryglitter Fri 11-Jul-14 23:38:06

Agent! You minx! Two bevs in one go, naughty.

FreeWee Fri 11-Jul-14 23:38:51

The Bev I know is lovely. The Rita however is your Bev!

AgentZigzag Fri 11-Jul-14 23:42:36

Hahaha Berry, I didn't link bevvy (a very small alcoholic drink) to bev in the OP grin

If I hadn't had a bevvy I'd have noticed.

Cactuar Fri 11-Jul-14 23:45:12

Tbh wendys and bevs might be bad but there is nowt so bad as a Clare or Catherine <wise nod>

hiimangelafernandez Fri 11-Jul-14 23:47:10

Never been stung by a bev, Lucy however gets me everytime!

I am staging a one-woman campaign to get all these Bevs and Wendys and Sharons turned into Bobs and Freds and Kevins. Can we stop ascribing negative human behaviours to purely female names. I don't know a Bev and I don't know a Wendy.

I do, however, know some stunning, amazing, fabulous women working hard, making other people's lives better, saving lives and generally making the world a shiny place. Their names are; Molly; Kath; Mary; one with a very recognizable name who is a MNer so I won't (you know who you are); Jenny; Tracy and whatever AF's real name is. Can we use those?

AgentZigzag Fri 11-Jul-14 23:49:46

Sorry for going on OP, is this woman like it with everyone? How long have you worked there?

OohQuack Fri 11-Jul-14 23:51:01

I know a beverage, she's switched once now I keep her at a distance and tell her nothing

OohQuack Fri 11-Jul-14 23:51:44

I also know a bev, aswell as a beverage -sodding predictive text--

I need wine

HauntedNoddyCar Fri 11-Jul-14 23:58:53

MrsTP is that a sneaky bevvy?

squoosh Sat 12-Jul-14 00:01:52

Bev Callard has a bone to pick with you OP.

You are LOVELY Haunted, just LOVELY. <sniggers>

HauntedNoddyCar Sat 12-Jul-14 00:06:17

<hides in the corner>

BillnTedsMostFeministAdventure Sat 12-Jul-14 00:06:40

Is this the Beverly that sang that "Promise Me" song that went on for 3 years?

If so, YANBU.

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