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To ask all Chaletians to get ready for Madame's birthday?

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 19/06/2014 19:58

Pop to the splasheries my lambs and after you've brushed your hair till it shines we'll have a quick practice of 'I sing of Margaret so fair'.

Once we've finished casting the movie, that is....

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TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 19/06/2014 20:03

Oooh, tophole! I vote for Who Is Sylvia after that.

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fairnotfair · 19/06/2014 20:05

... and then "Hark, Hark, the Lark" after that.

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NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 19/06/2014 20:07

Will there be paper games? Are we allowed paper games at Madame's birthday?

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DeWee · 19/06/2014 20:09

Who's going to fall over the cliff so Joey can rescue them, and what vital bit of the picnic will be left behind?

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TooSpotty · 19/06/2014 20:13

I never said I was bringing the lemonade.

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weegiemum · 19/06/2014 20:15

Me! I've already got a "weakness" in my ankle. Therefore I'm readily to fall!!

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SockQueen · 19/06/2014 20:20

I am warming up with "Golden Slumbers." With some special milk as accompaniment - self-fulfilling prophecy!

I think Joey should be Michelle Dockery or Gemma Arterton. Rosamund Pike for Frieda.

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Happydaysatlast · 19/06/2014 20:25

Sorry I need closure from the casting. Rosalie dene, Jane horricks?

Don't worry about the lemonade Karens pies have jelly in them so that will take the edge of your thirst.

Oh Karen, Silvia Simms, apologies if she's dead.

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RobinHumphries · 19/06/2014 20:32

Am I invited or do I have to stay at home cos of my "delicacy"?

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 19/06/2014 20:41

Robin, obviously you will have to stay home with the hunners of babies.

And fear not, my casting couch is still open! Pizza is on its way but I'll try to update later (beats football)

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 19/06/2014 20:45

Ah feck it, I'll take time by the fetlock and do it now: I think this is everyone...

The Bettanys

Madge - Stella Gonet
Robin - Audrey Tatou
Dick - Colin Firth?
Jo - Gina McKee
Jem - Jeremy Irons

The pupils
OANO Mary Lou - Emma Watson
Biddy O'Ryan - Michelle Keegan
Cornelia Flowers - Cate Blanchett
Len - Bonnie Wright
Con - Jacqueline Jossa
Margot - Isla Fisher
Sybil - Jessica Chastain
Vi Lucy - Haydn Panettiere
Juliet - Jennifer Lawrence
Joan ever-so-common Baker - Babs Windsor
Tom - Miranda Hart
Marie - Grace Kelly

The Staff
Nancy Wilmot - Clare Balding
Matey - Pam St Clements
Miss Annersley - I think the consensus is Jenny Agutter?
Plato - Daniel Day Lewis
Herr Anserl - Brian Blessed
Frau Meiders - Victoria Wood
Anna - Dawn French
Nell Wilson - did we eventually circle back to Helen Mirren?

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LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 19/06/2014 20:45

Bugger, I forgot to change Cornelia to Chin Knightly...

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EElisavetaofBelsornia · 19/06/2014 20:50

And you forgot meeeeeeee....

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Happydaysatlast · 19/06/2014 21:05

To the poster who asked what happened to Gertrude. EDB has her sent to Scotland for safe keeping but in peace by Catherine Bruce she has her killed in an air raid.

Elisaveta maybe girl who plays Ginny weasley?

lonny excellent list my lamb.

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RobinHumphries · 19/06/2014 21:16

Anne Hathaway for Simone?
Zooey Deschanel Gillian Linton?

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Marcipex · 19/06/2014 21:16

Is everyone wearing a vest under their petticoat and summer dress? As we are sure to need them later to make an impromptu rope to pull someone out of a crevasse.

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hels71 · 19/06/2014 21:17

Honeysuckle Weeks as Clem Barrass

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SelfRighteousPrissyPants · 19/06/2014 21:18

How about Julie Walters for Nell Wilson?

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MrsJoeDolan · 19/06/2014 21:27

Could we. It have an Irish actress for Biddy though? To overdo accent?

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SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 21:27

Hello, can I sneak in? I've been in the San for the last couple of threads on account of an unexplained delicacy that I have.

Matey has been eyeing me up since I got back so I may hide in here.

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JoeyMaynardsghost · 19/06/2014 21:27

I have been practising with my golden voice.

There are no windows intact in a 20 mile radius.

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MrsJoeDolan · 19/06/2014 21:28

iPad wine sentence fail.

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Fram · 19/06/2014 21:28

What about Evvy?

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SetPhasersTaeMalkie · 19/06/2014 21:30

I would like to suggest Rupert Penry Jones for Jack Maynard.

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Stokey · 19/06/2014 21:32

Ooh what about Duckface from 4 weddings and a funeral for Joey?

Loving the others, though have had to google some of the juniors.

I think Hugh Grant is a bit wimpy for the solid lump of comfort.
Arnie?? Jean Claude Van Damme?

or Jack from Lost (less solid but maybe too hot).

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