AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

[HeinzDoofenshmirtz]

Ah, I shall say this here then..

I was named once as a muck about-er, does that count? was that po-with-agenda-speak for Royalty?

I have name changed since though - perhaps I should revert.

[LaurieFairyCake]

Can I be the Court Jester?

I'm wearing a particularly unflattering pink paisley dress so reckon I'd do a bang up job.

[MadameDefarge]

I am the only one?

Surely not. Apparently there are loads of uppity folk who think they rule MN. I want a roll call.

[fluffyraggies]

Does 4 years loyal attendance to MN make me royalty?

[MadameDefarge]

You can be here on probation. But make sure you post several personal attacks that don't get deleted. That will prove you are Royalty.

[MrsCakesPremonition]

I am the aged crone who sits by the castle gates and cackles.

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

I've been around for too long a while, but not quite as long as others, so I think I'd be a duchess.
Duchess Beyond. Nice ring to it.

Do people have to curtsey to me?

[MikeLitoris]

How long does one need to be here before one can be classed as royalty?

I have been here a ver long time. Well at least is feels a long time.

[MadameDefarge]

well fluffy, what you have to ask yourself is, do I feel Royal? Do I punk?

[Avalon]

I thought all the Royalty went mouldy?

[MadameDefarge]

I guess we can accommodate the odd crone, and I do need a Duchess to patronise so OK.

[SPsMrLoverManSHABBA]

I have been here just under 2 year. Where am I in the hierarchy?

[MadameDefarge]

has anyone ever started talking about Royalty in a sneery way just after you posted Mike? That usually is a sign.

[MadameDefarge]

SP, you is one of the fetching wenches. Sorry.

[ErrolTheDragon]

You've got the wrong name for a member of royalty you know. Surely you're a leader of the Republic?

[ILoveAFullFridge]

I am the Queen Mother.

[ginslinger]

I have been here since the dinosaurs and no one has given me a bloody crown or even a tiara

[poorbuthappy]

Can I be a Lady in Waiting please?
Waiting for someone to call house on another thread which my fingers are itching to respond to, but I must desist!

[MadameDefarge]

shoosh errol, I am in disguise.

[MadameDefarge]

I think gin you will find you are the Real Queen Mother

[magimedi]

Well I haven't been here as long as SP, so I know I can't be royalty.

I shall be very happy to be a tricoteuse, however.

[SqutterNutBaush]

I've been addicted here since 2007 under various guises because I keep,offending the ehole of MN accidentally :o

[HaroldLloyd]

I had a funny dream about prince Charles once and I have been here for three years.

[ErrolTheDragon]

You're just trying to round up everyone with Royalist sympathies prior to decapitating them, aren't you?

[escape]

12 years service here, user 4 thousand and summat... Never post though...:)