To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

[AugustaProdworthy]

Mince rinse?

[WorraLiberty]

I have a laxative and a can of polish

Yet, I still can't give a shiny shit about it

[TheWomanTheyCallJayne]

Rinsing mince is wrong!
There is no arguing with such fuckwittery

[TEEurkeyDay]

My god mince rinsing is so 2011. Can't we move on, hun?

[DawnOfTheDee]

Rinsing the mince sounds like a euphemism. Ew.

I wish I could give a shit, shiny or otherwise thank you pg constipation

[HoneyDragon]

It makes it lovely and tender when you rinse mince.

[OHforDUCKScake]

What are you rinsing the mince of? Ive never heard of this before.

[scarletforya]

I have a toilet brush.
I rarely cook from scratch.
I do not drink wine.

[OHforDUCKScake]

I dont like bars of chocolate.

[WorraLiberty]

I buy my mince from Waitrose

Therefore it comes pr-rinsed in the tears of angels in heaven.

[GiantSnailFeelers]

I kick my kids and once almost kicked someone else's in tesco

I eat tubs of ben and jerrys in one sitting

I'm not wearing any knickers

[HoneyDragon]

I rinse my Waitrose mince

It gets all the fat off after it's browned. Less grease more yum

[TEEurkeyDay]

The knickers thing was one piece of information too far.

[GiantSnailFeelers]

you cook it THEN rinse it

UGH

I do give a teeny tiny shite about that, its weird, gross and unnecessary

[SPsIsAgainstCliffism]

Rinse the mince sounds wrong even to someone as innocent as me

[Topseyt]

I never rinse mince, thats a new one on me. I do drink wine though.

I have chicken breasts defrosting for dinner tonight. I shan't be rinsing them either.

[Caff2]

Rinsing mince is entirely normal. What all sane people do.

[GiantSnailFeelers]

innocent? SP? really?

[GiantSnailFeelers]

Caff2 is also weird

[HoneyDragon]

Don't rinse chicken. Terribly unhygienic.

[PomBearWithAnOFRS]

A woman on CDWM rinsed her mince last week and DD shouted "look Mummy, she must be a Mumsnetter"

[TheRealAmandaClarke]

You rinse after cooking?

well, while we're confessing:
I have loo brushes (and use them)
I am planning a Christmas eve hamper

[wigglesrock]

... have lots of photos of the kids up on a wall

have an artificial Christmas tree & hate real ones - feckin horrible smell

just to pre-empt - everyone I know calls him Santa. I know not a single person in real life who actually uses the phrase Father Christmas - it used to make us laugh when it was used in Blue Peter

[Jolleigh]

What the hell? You wash the flavour off your food?

Have I missed something? I've never heard of this before.

[Titsalinabumsquash]

Who the jeff rinses mince?!? What is the point? Who has that much time in their life?!?

I know people that boil mince before browning in a pan

Why must people mess with mince? .... I'm going to start a petition.