Younger siblings are always more attractive

(143 Posts)
AnyWetCuntweaselsInTheFuckerGr Sun 03-Nov-13 19:50:27

.. and frequently cleverer, funnier and generally more talented.

I am struggling to think of a counter-example from my personal experience.

RoxanneReidsChafingFishnets Sun 03-Nov-13 19:51:31

I'm the eldest of 7 with the youngest been 2.

I am easily better looking, more talented etc then him

CailinDana Sun 03-Nov-13 19:51:50

Eh?

Do you mean in the eyes of the older sibling?

I guess I can imagine older siblings feel these sort of jealousies sometimes.

Blatantly not true though.

NotYoMomma Sun 03-Nov-13 19:52:39

Jane was better looking than the others in Pride and Prejudice... hth

HildaOgden Sun 03-Nov-13 19:53:40

As the youngest of 4,I'd have to agree grin

Although I'm assuming this is some sort of piss -take,you can't really be serious?

SteamWisher Sun 03-Nov-13 19:53:50

Er what are you on about?

Mehrida Sun 03-Nov-13 19:54:21

Ooh, I've never done this before biscuit

EweHaveGoatToBeKiddin Sun 03-Nov-13 19:54:49

Everyone has a different perception of what's 'attractive'.

Eggs and sperm aren't released in order of least to most attractive, nor is 'attractiveness' a gene.

Your theory is completely implausible. Are you an older sibling and have a bit of sibling rivalry going on perhaps?

Hassled Sun 03-Nov-13 19:54:52

The Miliband brothers. Ed (younger) is less good looking than David, arguably less clever and less talented.

I think what younger siblings tend to have is more confidence. Although - there was some report a while back pointing out that most world leaders/industry hotshots are oldest siblings or only children.

AnyWetCuntweaselsInTheFuckerGr Sun 03-Nov-13 19:56:16

Dunno.

Obviously my brood are perfectly equally blessed in looks and intellect although the baby is getting a precocious head start on learning toilet humour from her brothers .

But facebooking people's kids - and thinking of sibling pairs in my friendship groups - I keep noticing that the younger child is somehow more... symmetric and fine-featured. Maybe the older siblings eat all the pies - and their inexperienced parents dropped them when they were babies .

AIBU?

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 03-Nov-13 19:56:50

Well I fancy all of the McGanns....

gordyslovesheep Sun 03-Nov-13 19:57:13

odd rather than unreasonable

MyNameIsWinkly Sun 03-Nov-13 19:57:36

Chris Hemsworth is way better looking than Liam.

My mother is much, much more attractive than her two younger sisters.

DH is a million times sexier than his older brother.

However in the interests of fairness I will happily admit that my younger sister is far more attractive than I am.

AnyWetCuntweaselsInTheFuckerGr Sun 03-Nov-13 19:58:13

Hassled shock

The Miliband brothers totally prove my point!

The older one is wonky looking - and intellectually brittle. Ed for me any day of the week!

frogspoon Sun 03-Nov-13 19:58:44

In the eyes of the parents, probably, my younger sister can do no wrong.

Of course the fact that I'm the one with the degree and a stable job, whereas she's the one who just failed her most recent year of uni is irrelevant.

I'm not jealous of the way my parents treat her as better than me at all.

Tilly333 Sun 03-Nov-13 19:59:15

all in the eye of the beholder.... utter twaddle!

what am I saying? I am the youngest, of course you are right!

AnyWetCuntweaselsInTheFuckerGr Sun 03-Nov-13 19:59:18
ZombieMojaveWonderer Sun 03-Nov-13 19:59:47

I'm the youngest and my husband says I'm better looking than my two older brothers wink

Hassled Sun 03-Nov-13 20:00:21
MyNameIsWinkly Sun 03-Nov-13 20:00:42

Either Milliband would give me nightmares if they were the last thing I saw before I turned off the lights hmm

NotYoMomma Sun 03-Nov-13 20:00:52

you prefer Ed over David Miliband? wtf is wrong with you?!

beyonce os better looking than solange

Taffeta Sun 03-Nov-13 20:00:55

I am the youngest and divine so it must be true. Except both my DC are awesome too. Modesty notsomuch.

Admiraltea Sun 03-Nov-13 20:01:10

David and Ed Miliband
Ben and Casey Affleck
Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen

Don't know 'em but def prefer the elder brothers!!

Hassled Sun 03-Nov-13 20:01:25

You're so very, very wrong re the Miliband Boys grin

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