AIBU to fear Mrs Twatters has abandoned us all.....

(73 Posts)
onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:14:19

Or should we call the police?

Tuon Mon 23-Sep-13 18:19:15

She's either undercover infiltrating the PTA, or setting up a business selling 'reply to all' pinnies.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:19:36

I'm afraid to post on the thread incase it gets full and we will never know....shock

Sparklymommy Mon 23-Sep-13 18:20:23

Where is she?!?!? Desperate for an update!!!! Hopefully she shall return.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:21:09

I've not moved from the computer since the school run...I don't think crack could be this addictive ...what is going on shock

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:28:02

When it gets to 1000 what happens? Does the thread close????

EeyoreIsh Mon 23-Sep-13 18:30:23

Maybe they've all been kidnapped by LDC in an uncharacteristical move.

I think she is being held captive by LDC, being fed lemon-y scrambled-egg cakes.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:35:15

I'm watching it almost wanting it to fill up...maybe that's what ops waiting for then she will start a new thread???

MerryMarigold Mon 23-Sep-13 18:36:20

I hope she wasn't made to swear on her children's lives that she would share no more. Sounded like st least one mum from school had rumbled her. I think the head is now aware of mumsnet.

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:36:36

When we reach the conclusion of this very British drama, i think i better take time out to reflect on my own madness blush

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 18:59:29

WTF

BoozyBear Mon 23-Sep-13 19:00:22

i expect she's at work, she was working til 8pm the other night.. but if she is, Mr Twatkins could have said!

Trigglesx Mon 23-Sep-13 19:01:10

The other thread is full. [sob]

Sparklymommy Mon 23-Sep-13 19:01:44

It's full. And still no sign of Twatters confused

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 19:02:16

She has been so committed and I have admired her moxy so.....feeling bereft...will we ever know?

Lottiedoubtie Mon 23-Sep-13 19:06:08

Come back twatters we need to know!

Trigglesx Mon 23-Sep-13 19:06:26

For the love of God, if she starts up a new thread, please link on this one, so we're not all lost.....

BogStandardOldWoman Mon 23-Sep-13 19:06:54

Twaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttteeeeeerrrrrrsssss!

onyerbike Mon 23-Sep-13 19:10:14

It's made me question the unnecessary and frivolous use of the word cunt.

It just sounds dirty now..<<questioning life, sigh>>.

headlesslambrini Mon 23-Sep-13 19:10:20

marking place just in case the new thread gets a link here <desperate>

Damnautocorrect Mon 23-Sep-13 19:10:34

<refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh> <refresh>

sittinginthesun Mon 23-Sep-13 19:11:44

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TheVermiciousKnid Mon 23-Sep-13 19:12:31

I fear she has been incorporated into a giant, soggy lemon drizzle cake. sad

mysterymeg Mon 23-Sep-13 19:12:50

Link to original thread please

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