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AIBU?

To write crap here because i'm bored...

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ghostspirit · 13/09/2013 23:34

and to ask do other members do it to

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pollywollydoodle · 13/09/2013 23:45

UABU to tell anyone where to crap ...I'll do it in my own loo in my own time, thank you!

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MrsBeep · 13/09/2013 23:51

YANBU.

"Crap here."

There you go, I did it.

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Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme · 13/09/2013 23:52

Riiiight Polly...

I drew pretty bubbles earlier.

Like this.

O o O O o o o O O o o o O o o O o

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MrGeresHamster · 13/09/2013 23:52

??

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SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 13/09/2013 23:52

I watching some shit exorcism shite

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ghostspirit · 14/09/2013 00:04

why are you watching an exorcism shite

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SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/09/2013 00:05

Because I'm bored and it intrigued me. Its finishing now and it was in fact shite

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YouTheCat · 14/09/2013 00:07

I'm watching Andy Williams on bbc4.

Easy listening heaven Grin

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ghostspirit · 14/09/2013 00:09

i just watched BB sod knows why. but i need to get a life. anyone got one for sale?

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MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 14/09/2013 00:20

I'm making a curry.

Wasn't hungry tea time but went to bed and was too hungry to sleep so doing myself a midnight feast.

Also watching TBBT season 2.

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VodkaKnockers · 14/09/2013 00:21

I'm watching American Dad cos I just can't be arsed to change the channel.

Also making a good dent in my vodka

Grin

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McNewPants2013 · 14/09/2013 00:22

I'm looking for a tattoo ATM and can't find one I like

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YouTheCat · 14/09/2013 00:25

I want cat paw prints but not sure where yet.

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ghostspirit · 14/09/2013 00:25

mcnewpants2013 do you have a tattoo in mind? i want to get my next one soon-ish

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MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 14/09/2013 00:26

I want a full Nightmare Before Christmas sleeve but unless I'm due a large lottery win it's not going to happen.

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YouTheCat · 14/09/2013 00:27

I also want a merciful release tattoo.

And I'll probably think of a few more.

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ghostspirit · 14/09/2013 00:33

i want something with my childrens names on that is not just the norm.

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McNewPants2013 · 14/09/2013 01:04

I want something that adds to the tattoo I have now that also involves my DC names

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ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 16:10

I'm surrounded by snotty tissues.
some are stuck together like siamese twins

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theodorakisses · 14/09/2013 17:36

I have a story. Was shopping in a mall today and was holding the baby doll that had been carelessly discarded even though "I am absolutely not going shopping unless she comes". I was absentmindedly wandering around holding it in a way that was not appropriate for a real baby but as she is made of plastic I didn't really think about it. Then we realized that we were being followed by a tutting skinny Boden mum who was speaking very loudly about how some people should be shot and have their children removed, it is disgusting that some people are allowed to have children etc. now, had it have been a real baby Iwould have agreed. Also, had she have started to say something directly to us, I am sure we would have all chuckled at how lifelike Dorothy is but she didn't but went on and on. Me and dh looked at each other, had the same thought and I said "catch" and chucked it at him. She almost went up in smoke and then beat a hasty retreat when she realized what it was. Not big, not clever and I am not proud of being so mean but it was so funny. By the way, he is a lousy catch and missed.

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McNewPants2013 · 14/09/2013 17:45

Lol that is funny.

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YouTheCat · 14/09/2013 17:58

Hahahaha Grin

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IslaValargeone · 14/09/2013 18:01

:o

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1944girl · 14/09/2013 18:17

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ZingWantsCake · 14/09/2013 18:17

Grin Grin Grin

I hope she crapped her Boden knickers!

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