Rustler burgers at OCADO

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

Ay don't do my shopping at Ocado and expect to be offered a Rustler burger.

Although the probably offer you things based on previous purchases so that I am probably more slummy than I thought.

I'm sure they're only 99p in Londis down the road. How come they're almost double on Ocado?!

[FetchezLaVache]

No, no, Marmalade- you're supposed to pretend you have no idea what a Rustler burger is, not admit to such familiarity with the concept that you are aware of how much they cost at your local convenience store!! You, clearly, are indeed a bit of a scumbag.

[MadCap]

I primarily use ocado for my secret American junk food cravings.

[Beastofburden]

what are they? draws away skirts and checks out the venison steak

[SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious]

Dirty,smelling microwave burgers. Vild things. Go to McD's if you wnat a burger

[PatPig]

that is fucking vile

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

I am a lot of a scumbag.

They don't do super noodles though. They need to up their shit-food game!

[Burmobasher]

Nought to tasty in 60 seconds or so I've been told

[Parsnipcake]

They do arctic roll too. I might switch to Natoora.

[Beastofburden]

Quite agree with OP. I rely on Ocado to shield me from this kind of thing.

[Dobbiesmum]

They're rather nice actually if you feel like something stodgy and you're no where near a McD's they're not too bad at all..
I do shop at Ocado btw

[ClaraOswald]

If you want Supernoodles, Iceland are doing 3 packs for a quid?

[MrsLouisTheroux]

Ocaldi don't do super noodles?!

[MrsLouisTheroux]

Ocaldi?! Autocorrect knows something I don't!

[PickleSarnie]

My "try something" new once included a copy of "50 Shades of Grey", a large cucumber and an adult swimcap.

I think I'd prefer to be thought of as a bit slummy and offered a microwave burger than the deviant they clearly think I am.

[VaultFullOfTwizzlers]

at PickleSarnie

[mrspremise]

Would hate to go to a party planned by Ocado...

[SofaKing]

Rustlers in Ocado?

The sky is falling down!

[Grin]

[Thatballwasin]

Picklesarnie you've made me cry (and dribble tea down my
shirt)

[dandydorset]

fantastic things

ive never eaten one but the teenagers love them for a quick snack

but i admit i do buy a fare bit of un-healthy crap

[smokinaces]

They are hangover heaven. When you're in the kitchen wearing last nights makeup, with red wine down your top and feeling like you've swallowed a mouse, they are heaven. 60 seconds to carb, fat, processed shite. With Pepsi max and walkers crisps they are a Sunday morning on the sofa made.

[VaultFullOfTwizzlers]

DH went through a phase of liking these vile things.

It was before I married him though.

I do like, "Ay don't" in the OP