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to ask you to share, inappropriate things that people have messaged you?

(58 Posts)
Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 16:16:03

I ask because i rather amusingly have just received a message on MN, asking if i need help with my 4 year no sex spell.

This is because i was on a thread in July talking about others dry spells, and then that pops up in my inbox.

So amuse me more for your tales of hmm

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 19:53:23

He always did come across as a grabby twat.

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 19:55:30

You're just jealous Souredstones. Who wouldn't want the adonis that is Dean Gaffney leering at them via facebook?!?

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:56:05

Good old dean gets about a bit doesnt he? Was his dog with him all these times?
Ehat the hell was the dog's name again?

FastWindow Sat 07-Sep-13 19:56:51

I'm sorry to say I remember. Wellard.

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:01

Wellard!

DownstairsMixUp Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:07

Someone with bad english messaged me on FB to say I had "nice breast and eye" hmm

PorkPieandPickle Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:13

Well ard!
Yuck to DG sad

Wellard!!!!

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:57:50

I think I even remember him gettinf and naming the dog
Cos he's well 'ard

Souredstones Sat 07-Sep-13 19:58:03

I consider myself lucky as Chelmsford was my old stomping ground!

But what can I say. Jealousy is a terrible thing.

envy. <---- either puking or envy you decide

SPBisResisting Sat 07-Sep-13 19:58:30

Downstairs you sound like some mutant chicken

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 20:05:38

Im glad i never enjoyed the Chelmsford nightlife, Colchester and Braintree were more my seen.

lagertops Sat 07-Sep-13 20:08:30

I had a text out of the blue one day from someone I had met up with twice with mutual friends and kissed that said 'Wot is ur cup size and do you shave pussy?'

Gosh, I can even remember the txt spk, it shocked me that much.

I'd have said I only have glasses and mugs & my cat is a long-haired breed lagertops

nothing like feigning ignorance/innocence to throw them off...

squoosh Sat 07-Sep-13 20:18:26

'Wot is ur cup size and do you shave pussy?'

I love the blunt matter of fact mode of questioning.
Did you have a nice weekend?
Did you see X Factor?
Have you been on holidays?
What's your cup size?
Do you shave your pussy?

I bet that silver tongued devil is fighting them off!

EricNorthmansFangbanger Sat 07-Sep-13 20:20:43

Downstairs - grin I've just woken DS up snorting at that.

Dean Gaffney...<boak>

YoniTime Sat 07-Sep-13 20:24:29

I would have answered that I like a nice medium cup of tea thank you, not too small and not too large. I also don't own a cat but I have a dog who needs to have his fur trimmed in summer when the weather is really hot.

YoniTime Sat 07-Sep-13 20:25:44

Ah didn't see your reply OrchardKeeper grin

grin

lagertops Sat 07-Sep-13 20:55:31

The worst thing about it was when I told my friend, she said nonchalantly 'Yeah, he's texted me that before.'
Er, cheers for trying to set me up with him? And there's me thinking I was special...

stiffstink Sat 07-Sep-13 21:01:37

Sold something on ebay and buyer wanted photos of me wearing it whilst skateboarding.

I was asked by a different buyer if I would include a small bag of chewed up food.

I am a weirdo magnet.

EasyMark Sat 07-Sep-13 21:18:44

Stiffstink I think you win [evny] <--- vomit face

Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 21:29:41

Errrr yeah, chewed up food!!!! WTAF!!!!

DownstairsMixUp Sun 08-Sep-13 17:55:51

That's what I thought SP maybe I literally do just have the one good breast and eye. I'll have to try figure out if it's the right or left boob that is the better one!

GingerBlackAndOriental Sun 08-Sep-13 18:00:02

I had a message sent to my 'others' inbox on facebook as it was from someone I wasn't connected with that I didn't know. No idea where he found my profile or why he decided to message me but..

It was a picture of his rather pathetic looking cock. The message read "Fo you" hmm

I blocked him after reporting the message...

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