I'm really tired and there's no wine.

(51 Posts)
AtYourCervix Fri 30-Aug-13 16:51:19

and I'm in my PJs and can't be arsed to get dressed.

Do I

A. get dressed. Drive to Tesco and purchase wine

B. Go to be early without wine

C. send DD (who is 17 and only has a provisional licence but is quite capable and needs to be made use of)

D. cry

AtYourCervix Fri 30-Aug-13 20:18:36

Nekkid John? ew. ew. ew. ew.

ew.

I have beer. I have haribo. I am back in my pJs. Still tired.

MaryLovesDick Fri 30-Aug-13 20:08:42

Sorry Maggie. I promise naked massages from Big John are not my thing but the dirty sex with Tom Hardy is a whole other matter.

I've just had chicken pakora and chips and I'm having my first big slurp of wine just now. Life is good! grin

Almostfifty Fri 30-Aug-13 20:05:15

Go with DD and get her to go inside. If they check her ID go in yourself.

Our local taxi firm will deliver anything, wine, fags, pick up a takeaway, mind you it cost £5 on top of the shopping.

Maggietess Fri 30-Aug-13 19:55:59

Mary you just made me choke on my cup of tea (while hubby is out getting the takeaway and wine :-))... Never thought I'd see a thread on naked massage and john mccrirrick...

littlemisswise Fri 30-Aug-13 19:52:59

I've got loads of wine. I can't drink it, it gives me migraines. DH won't open a bottle to have on his own. You could have it if you lived nearby.

UseHerName Fri 30-Aug-13 19:48:00

oh YouTheCat our local taxi service delivers - probably highly illegal

they'll also bring you a pint of milk if you're stuck

UseHerName Fri 30-Aug-13 19:46:26

amoxycillan is fine - it's that stuff that makes you instantly vomity you need to avoid

<nods> oh yes! bitter experience!

Yama Fri 30-Aug-13 19:43:34

Thanks EthelB. It's Amoxycillan. Haven't had any paracetemol since yesterday.

Bloody teeth. I think everyone without teeth/gum/jaw pain should ruddy well give thanks for being so fortunate.

YouTheCat Fri 30-Aug-13 19:38:36

And I have baked a fudgy raspberry cake too, to go with the booze and GoT.

YouTheCat Fri 30-Aug-13 19:22:13

We have an offy that delivers round here. grin

UseHerName Fri 30-Aug-13 19:12:31

oohh we have a local drive thru offy! tis vaire classy wink

plusonemore Fri 30-Aug-13 19:00:14

you see this is why we need drive through off licences/ supermarkets / coffee shops!! why only macdonalds? grin

thebody Fri 30-Aug-13 18:58:11

sounds brill..😃

hanette Fri 30-Aug-13 18:57:41

You definitely need to go to Tesco. I've never regretted a wine errand either!

UseHerName Fri 30-Aug-13 18:57:28

I would get an early night tonight and look forward to a drink tomorrow

Bloody disobedient youngsters these days hmmppff!

ethelb Fri 30-Aug-13 18:52:49

yama if your are on metronizadol you shouldn't take alcohol as can cause massive vommy hang over at best or heart failure at worst.

You shouldn't really take paracetamol with wine as it overloads the liver, but as long as you are otherwise healthy you won't drop dead. Ibruprofen and aspirin are fine though!

Mintyy Fri 30-Aug-13 18:48:41

Your dd would be asked for id to buy wine anyway. Or am I being silly and missing something here?

Gracie990 Fri 30-Aug-13 18:43:45

Game of thrones....might gate crash!

YouTheCat Fri 30-Aug-13 18:42:31

Party at mine. I have Game of Thrones season 3 to get through too. grin

PMDD Fri 30-Aug-13 18:41:28

There could be another option!

Do you have a partner/husband who isn't home yet who can get wine and chocolate on his way home?

You will then have to share though!

thebody Fri 30-Aug-13 18:39:25

naked massage with John mcCririk, omg that would be a heavy heavy booze fest.😄

MaryLovesDick Fri 30-Aug-13 18:34:16

I also sniggered at the suggestion that a cup of tea would be a good idea instead. It just wouldn't cut the mustard on a Friday night. grin

It's like saying "Nah, don't bother going out to that nice hotel and have the dirtiest sex ever with Tom Hardy! Just stay at home and have a naked massage from John McCririck."

thebody Fri 30-Aug-13 18:28:15

YouTheCat, can we come round? 😃

who suggested cooking vegetables and drinking tea? fuck that!

MaryLovesDick, totally good move and 3 for a tenner at ASDA too.

MaryLovesDick Fri 30-Aug-13 18:23:41

I have never ever regretted the decision to get up and go and get wine from the shops. It's always a good move. <Hic>

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