To think if I have pubic hair so should my dog?

[HoneyDragon]

Or other animals for that matter. They just have the same fur as every where else. They have the same needs for genital protection surely?

What's with all the humanoid wiry weirdness.

Why don't other mammals have pubes?
Well except for dolphins ... That would just be fucking wrong.

Why?

[Beastofburden]

eewwww

[Binkyridesagain]

Cause if they did they would all want waxes, ever tried waxing a dog?

[OfficerMeow]

Other animals don't have hair, they have fur...

[HoneyDragon]

Nope. Only immaced a baby.

Besides only the girl mammals would wax them.

[HoneyDragon]

Furs still hair. It's only called fur so people don't feel bad about wearing it as a coat.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

My dogs have hairy genitals Are yours bald, Honey?

[OKnotOK]

If you are so upset maybe you can get your dog a Mirkin!

[HoneyDragon]

No, no no chickens.

What I'm asking is why the hair under their arms and around their genitslia is the same as everywhere else?

They have hair that happens to be on their genitalia as opposed to pubes.

[ClaraOswald]

Maybe yours is bald because she's licked it away?

[Groovee]

Because human's formed from Monkeys! Not Dogs!

[HoneyDragon]

She's not bald!!

Monkeys don't have Pubes!

[flummoxedlummox]

I'd rather have a Brazillian Mastif than give a Mastif a Brazillian!

[peachactiviaminge]

We use our pubic hair to trap our sweat and attract a mate, other animals pee on things so no need to trap sweat.

[HoneyDragon]

Why is everyone convinced of have a bald Labrador?

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

I'm more concerned that you have waxed poor Hully, and that she's trotting around with a neat non-fur triangle around her lady bits.

[HoneyDragon]

Right so dogs don't sweat so don't need pubes

But horses sweat and they don't have pubes.

There are no other animals with pubes. That makes me

[ClaraOswald]

Would you rather we all looked like Newfoundland dogs except for a bare pubic area?

[HopHopHopSkip]

My dog has furry bits I thought she was normal! Hope the other dogs haven't been laughing at her!

[peachactiviaminge]

Far less icky than rubbing your bits up and down a tree especially when you consider the need to mark over intrudersscents. Could get a wee bit slippery.


According to this however we used big bushy pubic hair as an ornament to attract mates like birds with exotic plumage. We still do the same now its just a vajazzle.

[Tweasels]

Yes but there's hair and then there's pubic hair. Unless some of you have the same hair on your head as you have on your flaps, I don't understand the confusion

No HD, you are not being unreasonable.

[HoneyDragon]

Thank the blessed wankbadgers someone understands me.

And for the last time, I have not shaved Hully.

(Chickens does her dogs arseholes though. True fact)

[tabulahrasa]

It's not that we have extra hair...it's that the rest of our body hair is missing...

[TheCuntingPigeon]

Coo coo coo coo coo.

[juneybean]

I dunno my Persian has curly hair between his legs?

[HoneyDragon]

I'm sorry what? That's a scientific article? He washed his pube in the shower. Thinks "oh hello?" Then gets funding for a nice day at the zoo perving at the monkeys. From this he decides pubes are plumage?! I think not.