To think if I have pubic hair so should my dog?

(52 Posts)
HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:17:06

Or other animals for that matter. They just have the same fur as every where else. They have the same needs for genital protection surely?

What's with all the humanoid wiry weirdness.

Why don't other mammals have pubes?
Well except for dolphins ... That would just be fucking wrong.

Why?

Beastofburden Tue 23-Jul-13 14:17:50

eewwww

Cause if they did they would all want waxes, ever tried waxing a dog?

OfficerMeow Tue 23-Jul-13 14:20:02

Other animals don't have hair, they have fur...

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:20:13

Nope. Only immaced a baby.

Besides only the girl mammals would wax them.

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:23:05

Furs still hair. It's only called fur so people don't feel bad about wearing it as a coat.

My dogs have hairy genitals <confused> Are yours bald, Honey?

OKnotOK Tue 23-Jul-13 14:24:45

gringrin

If you are so upset maybe you can get your dog a Mirkin!

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:27:47

No, no no chickens.

What I'm asking is why the hair under their arms and around their genitslia is the same as everywhere else?

They have hair that happens to be on their genitalia as opposed to pubes.

ClaraOswald Tue 23-Jul-13 14:28:34

Maybe yours is bald because she's licked it away?

Groovee Tue 23-Jul-13 14:29:00

Because human's formed from Monkeys! Not Dogs!

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:29:51

She's not bald!!

Monkeys don't have Pubes!

I'd rather have a Brazillian Mastif than give a Mastif a Brazillian!

peachactiviaminge Tue 23-Jul-13 14:30:37

We use our pubic hair to trap our sweat and attract a mate, other animals pee on things so no need to trap sweat.

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:30:46

Why is everyone convinced of have a bald Labrador?

I'm more concerned that you have waxed poor Hully, and that she's trotting around with a neat non-fur triangle around her lady bits.

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:33:36

Right so dogs don't sweat so don't need pubes

But horses sweat and they don't have pubes.

There are no other animals with pubes. That makes me sad

<<ignores and disregards pube flaunting to pull concept as icky>>

ClaraOswald Tue 23-Jul-13 14:36:26

Would you rather we all looked like Newfoundland dogs except for a bare pubic area?

HopHopHopSkip Tue 23-Jul-13 14:36:26

My dog has furry bits confused I thought she was normal! Hope the other dogs haven't been laughing at her!

peachactiviaminge Tue 23-Jul-13 14:38:08

Far less icky than rubbing your bits up and down a tree especially when you consider the need to mark over intrudersscents. Could get a wee bit slippery.

According to this however we used big bushy pubic hair as an ornament to attract mates like birds with exotic plumage. We still do the same now its just a vajazzle.

Tweasels Tue 23-Jul-13 14:43:25

Yes but there's hair and then there's pubic hair. Unless some of you have the same hair on your head as you have on your flaps, I don't understand the confusion grin

No HD, you are not being unreasonable.

HoneyDragon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:46:22

Thank the blessed wankbadgers someone understands me. <<hugs Tweasels>>

And for the last time, I have not shaved Hully.

(Chickens does her dogs arseholes though. True fact)

tabulahrasa Tue 23-Jul-13 14:48:00

It's not that we have extra hair...it's that the rest of our body hair is missing...

TheCuntingPigeon Tue 23-Jul-13 14:48:59

Coo coo coo coo coo. grin

juneybean Tue 23-Jul-13 14:52:15

I dunno my Persian has curly hair between his legs?

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