to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

(145 Posts)
captainBeaky Tue 09-Jul-13 17:18:24

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

Chottie Tue 09-Jul-13 18:38:19

Seen from the bus in a man's clothing shop.

A T shirt with the slogan "I love sluts" inside a large pink heart.....

PeachActiviaMinge Tue 09-Jul-13 18:52:32

DH has - Back to the pub, I have the body of a god shame its a Buddha, If found return to pub and Everybody has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.

thefirstmrsrochester Tue 09-Jul-13 18:52:47

In Weymouth today, "Up your Beaver".
I'm usually sniggering away at inappropriate stuff but shock

thefirstmrsrochester Tue 09-Jul-13 18:56:48

My brother has a t-shirt with a hedgehog depicted mounting a hair brush with the caption 'time to go to specsavers'.
He was asked not to wear it again in front of the dc.

In Canada, a tshirt saying "save a tree, eat a beaver". Read into that what you will...

My DH had a few awful tshirts which have now been binned......necrophilia:the urge to crack open a cold one.

Cherriesarelovely Tue 09-Jul-13 19:04:00

My friend's dh returned from a trip to Ibiza. She found a t shirt in his bag that said,

"If you can read this you must be going down on me" !

On the first night of an nct group one of the dads was wearing one that said "I don't do mingers"!!!

AngryFeet Tue 09-Jul-13 19:07:51

The worst I saw was "Calm down dear, lets not turn thisrape into a murder" shock

bakingaddict Tue 09-Jul-13 19:09:10

My Dh has a David and Goliath one saying To woman from God

I was going to get him the one with the caption 'picture of my cock' and underneath showing a drawing of a cockerel but thought it might offend a bit

storynanny Tue 09-Jul-13 19:12:43

"Britney swallows" seen on a t shirt when I was with my elderly mother. Mum said " swallows what?

Pennyacrossthehall Tue 09-Jul-13 19:13:44

On an eleven year old girl walking around with her mum at an open evening for a secondary school:

Holiday FCUK

quesadilla Tue 09-Jul-13 19:20:44

The one with the hedgehog made me chuckle actuslly

iHeartTheoJames Tue 09-Jul-13 19:23:12

Pimp in Training

My ex would wear it while out with our daughter

oreocookiez Tue 09-Jul-13 19:25:47

A guy at work has two I hate but are also funny....

One is a picture of a tree with a fat child behind with the slogan 'fat kids are crap at hide and seek

The other a picture of a man pulling a fat child into a Bush looking exhausted with the slogan 'let those fat kids out and keep the skinny ones in, fat kids dont get kidnapped....

Crunchymunchyhoneycakes Tue 09-Jul-13 19:26:01

At my old work the new store detective/security guy turned up for his first shift wearing a t shirt saying amateur gynaecologist at your cervix.

Boke.

Idislikemymil Tue 09-Jul-13 19:27:33

A 3 year old with a t shirt saying 'future England wag.'

High expectations there.

BellEndTent Tue 09-Jul-13 19:32:43

I once saw someone wearing something that said "Your village called... Their idiot is missing."

Absolute crime against fashion but I found it hilarious. grin [simple things]

pictish Tue 09-Jul-13 19:33:39

Vegans are attention seekers.

pictish Tue 09-Jul-13 19:35:03

Which made me laugh.

'Finish your pussy, there are horny people in Ethiopia'

Yuk

oreocookiez Tue 09-Jul-13 19:39:08

Suck it or it goes in your eye.

Picture of eye with white goo dripping out - at a parents evening.

Ohwhatacrapmasfear Tue 09-Jul-13 19:42:34

On an 8 or 9 year old: 'If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mother!'
I literally did a triple take.

amigababy Tue 09-Jul-13 19:43:15

oreo shock

I saw "Shit Mother" - seen on a Mum in Mothercare circa 1996

cowmop Tue 09-Jul-13 19:43:25

Bit tame compared to some of these, but a Mum at school has one that says "less love, more sex." Nice.

pictish Tue 09-Jul-13 19:43:34

oreo shock
!!!

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