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to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

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captainBeaky · 09/07/2013 17:18

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

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LittleprincessinGOLDrocks · 09/07/2013 17:23

DH has one I hate. It says "Things to do with a pussy.."
then has 3 pictures of a cat, with the words "play with it", "stroke it" "shave it".
Now I know it is innuendo but I think it is vile!

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HeadfirstForHalos · 09/07/2013 17:27

I go to a local community centre for coffee mornings, they have stuff for sale too. One of the ladies sorting through a bag of donated clothing suddenly looked Shock and then held up a t shirt with the lovely slogan "Im going home for a wank" written across it.

God, I would never wear anything like that but we were all creased up laughing Grin I think it was more at the poor shocked woman though! Fancy having the brass neck to donate it too lol!

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quesadilla · 09/07/2013 17:43

"God, guns and guts made America free, let's keep all three." You see it quite a lot in the American west and south (and general rednecksville.) I thought it was ironic until I realised how many people wear them.

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meddie · 09/07/2013 17:52

Wasnt there one on amazon recently?
"Keep calm and rape a lot"

utterly vile

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JakeBullet · 09/07/2013 17:55

A T shirt with "Daddy only wanted a blow job".....on a 2 week old baby!

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ShatnersBassoon · 09/07/2013 17:57

My pensioner neighbour still regularly wears a "Who the Fuck is Alice?" T-shirt, and he has a "It's not a bald patch, it's a solar panel for a sex machine" one too. He has meerkat garden ornaments and wears triple denim combos Grin

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LindyHemming · 09/07/2013 17:59

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gallifrey · 09/07/2013 18:01

It's not rude but fairly twattish

"I own a Land Rover, therefore I am" needless to say the t shirt was green.

am what - a tosser?

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ShatnersBassoon · 09/07/2013 18:03

"Triple denim?! Do you live next door to Francis Rossi? "

The neighbour is a BIG Quo fan. Nice bloke, but a dreadful sense of humour. He likes 'amusing' bumper stickers too, which are hard to explain to my children Grin

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clam · 09/07/2013 18:04

T shirt on a 10 year old girl: "I'm glad I'm not ugly."

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Eyesunderarock · 09/07/2013 18:04

White T shirt, lovely embroidered and appliqued design of...
'Pick my Cherry'
On a girl around 8 or 9 years old.
She had something shiny in glitter written across the bum of her jeans, but I don't remember what it said.

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flybynight · 09/07/2013 18:04

My BIL wears an "I'm the daddy" tshirt on every newborn meeting opportunity. Does my mums head in.

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RunningInFlipflops · 09/07/2013 18:05

DH has one that says 'fatty magnet.' It is not my favourite!

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MrsMook · 09/07/2013 18:06

"Too posh to push" on a maternity t-shirt. Well that makes all those who've made difficult decisions about births and had emergency CSs feel valued doesn't it.

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quesadilla · 09/07/2013 18:07

euphemia :)
Even Francis Rossi would draw the line at a "Who the fuck is Alice?" T-shirt, I dare say...

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 09/07/2013 18:10

I think that one would have met a nasty, scissors-related accident if my dh had brought it home, Runninginflipflops!

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McNewPants2013 · 09/07/2013 18:11

You+me=69

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cocolepew · 09/07/2013 18:14

'Don't mess with the bitch' on a 5 or 6 year old girl.

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captainBeaky · 09/07/2013 18:24

another that made me smile was - "The Hokey Cokey- What if that is what it's all about?"
Some of these are foul!

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captainBeaky · 09/07/2013 18:25

and the I'm the daddy one- ewwww.

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TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 09/07/2013 18:27

I saw one saying 'You, Stranger, Are A Twat' on a shop stall. Why would you wear that? Hmm

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uggerthebugger · 09/07/2013 18:30

Seen on bloke in his 40s last year at Torremolinos:

White T-shirt with a picture of Rommel doing a Hitler salute, "Gentlemen Ve Must Secure The Sunbeds By 0700 Hours" written underneath...

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shineypeacock · 09/07/2013 18:32

A bloke in a pub wearing a tshirt saying fat kids are easier to kidnap, didnt help that his step daughter was a little overweight ( probably due to him feeding her at least 3 pacjs of crisps over a couple of hours)

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PeggyCarter · 09/07/2013 18:36

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Chottie · 09/07/2013 18:38

Seen from the bus in a man's clothing shop.

A T shirt with the slogan "I love sluts" inside a large pink heart.....

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