To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

(313 Posts)
VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 19:29:59

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it. hmm

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

NameThatTuna Mon 24-Jun-13 19:53:32

She just text back' saying she'll let me know later when she's home. Do I want to request a song? confused

VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 19:53:38

Ok, dd has been giving me a lesson to see if I can do it but I can't.

You lie on your back, legs up towards the ceiling and then part them wide. Dd says you then move the flap near your wee hole hmm up to let the air in and then push the flap down to blow out.

Apparently she was stretching her bad back out when she discovered this.

VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 19:55:01

I do feel like I've got an air bubble stuck in my vagina now after that practice session but I sure cant work out how to push it out.

garlicnutty Mon 24-Jun-13 19:55:12

I used to work with woman who said she could do fanny fountains in the bath grin I suspect I may have seen her on a related Mumsnet thread or two!

garlicnutty Mon 24-Jun-13 19:56:06

Go for it, Viva!!!

marriedinwhiteagain Mon 24-Jun-13 19:57:03

I can. It was the posterior labour that wore it out though.

VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 19:58:09

I've queried the "flap" with dd and she has offered to do it naked so I can see. Bless her, I've turned down her kind offer.

Theselittlelightsofmine Mon 24-Jun-13 19:58:35

I can't do it hmm

Montybojangles Mon 24-Jun-13 19:59:07

This is my first laugh out loud MN thread, thanks beaver she types whilst frantically cycling her legs in the air

VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 19:59:54

I bet MNers the length of the country are now on their backs trying this. grin

Montybojangles Mon 24-Jun-13 20:00:00

Nada, zippo, zilch sad

landofsoapandglory Mon 24-Jun-13 20:00:07

I think I might be glad I have got boys!grin

VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 20:00:59

NameThatTuna, ask your cousin for the Emmerdale theme tune!

musickeepsmesane Mon 24-Jun-13 20:01:38

TMI
I so can do this. I wasn't 12 though, post birth. The farts are mahoosive.
I didn't realise I was in a minority. I now have a party trick!! I also don't do it ever in front of people. Will have to start looking for special kind of party!
Also hoover up the bath water.
Bit weird blush grin
God, what if I go to the woolly vagina thing in Edinburgh blush blush

Sarah1611 Mon 24-Jun-13 20:01:54

Woah! Maybe it's like rolling your tongue- some can do it, some cant!

musickeepsmesane Mon 24-Jun-13 20:02:30

Push down from your stomachs.................go!!!!

NameThatTuna Mon 24-Jun-13 20:03:06

DP just asked what Im laughing at so I told him.

He said its happened with me a few times while having drunken sex. He said it tickles hmm

landofsoapandglory Mon 24-Jun-13 20:03:10

I can honestly say I am not trying this. I can not get my legs in the air or open them wide. I am not in the least bot tempted because I am not trying to explain to my surgeons that I have hurt my back and pelvis by trying to play a tune with my fanny!🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎷🎺🎶🎶🎶🎶

NameThatTuna Mon 24-Jun-13 20:05:10

Ok I've requested Emmerdale. I can't believe I'm doing this......

CheeryCherry Mon 24-Jun-13 20:08:25

NameThat Tuna that made me snort! OP your daughter sounds a hoot!

garlicnutty Mon 24-Jun-13 20:08:44

Oh, I've definitely fanny-farted during sex! I wonder if this means I have the potential to sound the Reveille, with correct training?

I wonder if I care?? wink

<cycles>

whois Mon 24-Jun-13 20:37:49

I can do this, have v good pelvic floor, thought it was normal?

hamdangle Mon 24-Jun-13 20:55:07

It's called a queef!

Stick it in YouTube. I think there's even a tutorial.

I'm surprised mumsnetters don't know this!

ZipItShrimpy Mon 24-Jun-13 21:09:48

I have definitely fanny farted during sex too Garlic whilst in the doggy position and I do get the famous 'post bath whoosh' so maybe with a bit of training and practice I can manage to do it for show. grin

VivaLeBeaver Mon 24-Jun-13 21:16:17

Dd mentioned queef. I thought she'd made that term up.

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