PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

(216 Posts)
Hullygully Fri 21-Jun-13 12:46:55

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

AllYoursBabooshka Fri 21-Jun-13 13:04:03

Eating wotsits and scratching himself would be my first thought.

I would probably want to see.

StyleManual Fri 21-Jun-13 13:05:47

OHforDUCKScake - I don't think a photo of your Volvo is as bad a as a willy picture. There's no need to be ashamed of your choice of car.

piprabbit Fri 21-Jun-13 13:06:21

Do they send pics of their own willies, or someone else's bigger/better willy?

PostBellumBugsy Fri 21-Jun-13 13:06:55

Like I said on the other thread, about which this thread is about - if you go online dating for casual relationships, you will most likely end up with a collection of nob shots. I do not why or when men became such enthusiastic senders of their nobs - but they seem to have done.

I am a very respectable, naice, mummy of two & I have a collection of nob shots on my phone & even two cum videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They do not enthrall me in any way at all - other than for entertainment value when I show them to my girlfriends - (yes, they are all unidentifiable, I'm not a complete bitch).

They are invariably accompanied by the request to show them my tits or even my foof - which the answer from me is always "no"! because I don't want to end up even as an anonymous pair of tits passed around the pub one evening for someone's mates to pass comment on

IgnatiusSprat Fri 21-Jun-13 13:08:12

If they sent you a big of a bigger/better willy, could you sue them for false advertising after you've seen the real thing?

<regards empty coffers; ponders>

IgnatiusSprat Fri 21-Jun-13 13:09:20

What is a cum video fgs?! Is that, like, what it sounds like? A video of them ejaculating?? WHY FOR GOD'S SAKE? And why are they still on your phone????? envy <<< This is not envy. This is boak face

pigglepaggle Fri 21-Jun-13 13:10:22

I've a friend who's using an online dating site and she's had a few photos of men's 'little soldiers' some of them stood at attention.
I personally think it's gross.

piprabbit Fri 21-Jun-13 13:10:29

I guess you might end up traumatised due to extreme disappointment, or possibly injured as a result of uncontrolled laughing.

Hullygully Fri 21-Jun-13 13:11:33

I...I...

Alibabaandthe40nappies Fri 21-Jun-13 13:12:29

I am genuinely astonished that this is a thing!

I would roar with laughter if DH sent me a picture of his knob grin Why would I need a photo? I can look at it whenever I want to!

I really hope this silly craze has gone away before my boys are old enough to want to participate. I will be having a bloody stern word if it hasn't.

Alibabaandthe40nappies Fri 21-Jun-13 13:13:15

OMG - a cum video?!

<faints>

Kikithecat Fri 21-Jun-13 13:15:17

Penises are for feeling, not seeing. Bleugh.

Maryz Fri 21-Jun-13 13:17:23

Do they photograph them beside incorrectly calibrated rulers?

PostBellumBugsy Fri 21-Jun-13 13:18:11

What else would a cum video be of, if not for them cumming? The two I have are spectacularly awful and only kept for their shock / entertainment value for all my equally naice married friends who can't quite believe this sort of thing happens! grin

Back2Two Fri 21-Jun-13 13:20:19

Just eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

LeGavrOrf Fri 21-Jun-13 13:21:07

GOOD LORD

LackaDAISYcal Fri 21-Jun-13 13:23:53

cum videos shock

Oh my giddy aunt!

<reaches for the smelling salts>

AllYoursBabooshka Fri 21-Jun-13 13:24:57

Oh dear.

What sort of angle set up would they use for that? I mean, are they holding the phone while filming? That could be quite hard difficult...

Actually nevermind.

I had a work colleague send me a video clip of him masturbating (completely unprovoked btw) at sparrow-fart one morning; my dd answered my phone, screamed and threw the phone across the room.

I was a total bitch about it and re-sent it back to his wife with a nice little text.

I don't understand the penis pics things - almost half the bloody population of the planet has one, what's so special about your?? hmm

yours

tungthai Fri 21-Jun-13 13:28:31

It's really strange not erotic in the slightest.

My 15 year old niece got caught out when a naked picture she sent to an ex boyfriend did the rounds at school. I don't if it was bravado but she wasn't in the slightest bit bothered and said she had seen naked pictures of most of the girls and boys in her year. sad

PostBellumBugsy Fri 21-Jun-13 13:28:32

They volunteer to send them too - I have never once asked or even hinted I want to see their brain penis. wink

I'm also not sure I see the attraction of a foof shot, but it is often requested. I guess there must be women out there obliging?

musicposy Fri 21-Jun-13 13:29:15

Tapirbackrider well done!

StuntGirl Fri 21-Jun-13 13:32:22

My partner went away for a week a while ago, he got a few pictures of me in various states of undress grin Gawd I hope he wasn't traumatised by them!

I also send pictures, but i don't want any back. It is nice to think of your partner getting turned by you.

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