To think that a classic ghost story, with classic ingredients, DOES NOT INCLUDE A TOWER!

(146 Posts)
Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:11:49

Towers with secret doors are FOR FAIRYTALES.

Not ghost stories.

FGS.

usualsuspect Fri 14-Jun-13 23:26:48

You will all want to know me then, when I'm signing copies in Waterstones.

squoosh Fri 14-Jun-13 23:27:52

There's an Evil Power in the Tower.
There's sumfin' in there, I saw it glower.

LineRunner Fri 14-Jun-13 23:28:00

'There's a ghost up the tower,' said Uncle Gregory.

'OK, I'll never go there,' said Timmy, running off to the Isle of Wight Festival with his chums.

The End.

usualsuspect Fri 14-Jun-13 23:29:38

I might write a bit more in the middle about rocking chairs and pictures with moving eyes.

Bimblepops Fri 14-Jun-13 23:30:20

I have to be honest...I've never heard a ghost story with a tower in it...

squoosh Fri 14-Jun-13 23:30:54

Maybe the ghost story will be set in Gower.

Can you add a creepy huge pram that moves on its own in an empty room

Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:31:14

But Timmy would go Up The Tower Attic

Purely because Uncle Gregory said not to.

And he'd go alone.

Thems the Rules.

Bimblepops Fri 14-Jun-13 23:31:17

Sod ghost stories, Breakfast Club is on BBC2

squoosh Fri 14-Jun-13 23:31:55

And there has to be a grey rocking horse with a white mane that rocks even though there is no one in the room.

Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:32:15

Thank you Bimble.

A lone voice in the wilderness.

Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:33:27

Well obviously squoosh hmm

Goes wiv out sayin' innit?

Bimblepops Fri 14-Jun-13 23:34:10

Sorry flowers

Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:34:29

When Timmy Goes Up The Attic he must not turn the lights on.

tethersend Fri 14-Jun-13 23:34:48

Can one of the characters be taken up the tower?

<puerile>

usualsuspect Fri 14-Jun-13 23:34:52

Bimble has been bribed, I think

OOh The Breakfast Club.

Judd Nelson could star in the film adaptation of the Ghost up the Tower.

usualsuspect Fri 14-Jun-13 23:35:56

Always lowering the tone, Tethers. <tuts>

Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:36:41

Or... The Ghost Up The Attic.

tethers you are rude.

grin

tethersend Fri 14-Jun-13 23:37:46

PAGANS

Can we have pagans?

Bimblepops Fri 14-Jun-13 23:38:32

Bloody marvellous film...

usualsuspect Fri 14-Jun-13 23:38:34

YY to pagans, dancing naked in weird masks.

squoosh Fri 14-Jun-13 23:38:36

Ghosts penetrate the darkness, not the darkness of your bumhole.

HauntedArmchairOfDoom Fri 14-Jun-13 23:38:42

The GREATEST GHOST STORY OF ALL TIME has a tower.

Viz, The Turn of the Screw.

HTH.

Salmotrutta Fri 14-Jun-13 23:39:20

I sense a theme to add to our collection:

The Eels In Caves documentary

MN in Jail

MN The Musical

The Ghost Up The Tower Attic.

LineRunner Fri 14-Jun-13 23:39:21

You don't want that ectoplasm up your arse.

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