To only want white toilet roll in my house?

(92 Posts)
MrsBertMacklin Wed 10-Apr-13 17:44:51

DP has bought peach toilet roll.

It is on the toilet roll holder.

It is making my teeth itch every time I walk past.

Toilet roll needs to be white. Coloured loo roll is the work of the devil.

At least he has hung it the right way round, though.

beenhereayear Wed 10-Apr-13 17:46:15

YANBU, why would he do this, leave him for someone sane!!

Gosh, I didn't even know you could get coloured toilet roll anymore! Thought it catered for the coloured bathroom suites which everybody ripped out years ago!

hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman Wed 10-Apr-13 17:47:10

If you ABU then I am too. There is no place in this world for coloured toilet rolls.

Dolallytats Wed 10-Apr-13 17:47:34

YANBU!! And if that wasn't bad enough, he chose peach??? LTB!!

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:48:26

Yanbu. He'll be wanting an avocado bathroom suite next.

Yabu to use the phrase "making my teeth itch'.

kinkyfuckery Wed 10-Apr-13 17:49:05

I don't even understand why they make coloured toilet paper!

FruOla Wed 10-Apr-13 17:49:13

YANBU - it has to be white.

But perhaps he went to a small shop that only had peach coloured though? Better some loo roll than none at all?!

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:49:56

"At least he has hung it the right way round, though."

like this presumably

UtterflyButterfly Wed 10-Apr-13 17:49:58

YANBU. Does DH realise the angst he has caused?

squoosh Wed 10-Apr-13 17:50:18

Only white paper is good enough for my snow white, rose scented poo.

IWishIWasSheRa Wed 10-Apr-13 17:50:39

My nan has patterned peach!!!

StuffezLaBouche Wed 10-Apr-13 17:51:51

I have stuff with coloured owls and stars on - tragically it cheers me up!

M25Meltdown Wed 10-Apr-13 17:53:20

Coloured paper. LTB

Yadnbu.

I think I read somewhere that there is a higher incidence of cystitis for people who use coloured toilet paper confused

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 17:53:38

Those poor owls... sad

MrsBertMacklin Wed 10-Apr-13 17:54:41

I want to cry, except we're out of tissues and I don't want to touch the stuff

CuntiestMN Affirmative, that is the right way to hang toilet paper.

shrimponastick Wed 10-Apr-13 17:55:17

Ugh.

LTB

Chav.

grin

But - at least he bought some. He could have spent all afternoon cutting newspaper up into arse wiping sized squares and threading them on to a loop of string.

M25Meltdown Wed 10-Apr-13 17:56:55

MrsBert

That is the only way to hang toilet paper.

Bowlersarm Wed 10-Apr-13 17:57:21

YABU!

I only buy coloured loo roll now as apparently to make it white it's bleached to within an inch if it's life and therefore very very very bad for environment

NeoMaxiZoomDweebie Wed 10-Apr-13 17:58:33

I also have owls and stars in addition to seahorses and other seaside related things.

I saw it in M&S and I wanted it so there.

sherazade Wed 10-Apr-13 17:59:57

YABU. there is nothing akin to walking down the loo roll aisle and thinking, 'I wonder which colour bog roll suits my mood this week. I am going to have a purple/peach/plain/scented/waffley/value week this week.'. It is a very empowering feeling and I suggest you try it.

AaDB Wed 10-Apr-13 18:00:31

Simon Cowell has black rolls in his blingtastic lab. envy angry envy

White, paper over the top of the roll is the only way.

CuntiestMNer Wed 10-Apr-13 18:00:58

Peach is never empowering.

Do they make deep purple loo roll?

ClaraOswald Wed 10-Apr-13 18:01:22

That is most definitely the wrong way to hang toilet roll in this house.

We hang it the other way because we have two cats who used to unroll tonnes of the bastards if they were hung that way.

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