DDNS - BE AWARE GUYS

(188 Posts)
cozietoesie Sat 30-Mar-13 21:32:55

There seems to be a DDNS around. MNHQ- stop the coffee.

Why is my head sore? And where is my nuns habit??? And WHO is Roger?????

Tap tap. Tap tap.

Katie. Katie. Yes, I remember Katie. She is safe from further harm now. DDNS cannot hurt her ever again

But see! The offside rule will render all badgers useless. Then where shall we sleep tonight? Perhaps under the horsemen when they eat their own. And yet the cleaved oak tree hath carved the special leek.

The shadow. The shadow. It is coming again. Hear you the ghostly tapping on the window?

usualsuspect Mon 01-Apr-13 10:36:09

Is Katie still in the cellar? <worries>

SadOldGit Mon 01-Apr-13 10:08:43

am I safe - I never made it to the cellar?

She breathes

Mm mum mmmmmmmm
( tied up and gagged in sadeyedladys dungeon)
grin

The howling hurricane is upon us, yet the elm speaketh not. Throw an acorn into the cakestand, it may yet save you. Oh! Oh! The dryad is comb

usualsuspect Mon 01-Apr-13 00:00:53

<faints>

It is broken! He is here!

HE IS HERE!

Closer...closer... DDNS draws ever closer. Dig your fingernails into the boards, my angels, the storm howls. Ignore the rabbit with the cape, he is not of our concern. Yet when the cask shall break...

usualsuspect Sun 31-Mar-13 23:46:15

Has the cellar got a bar? I may need alcohol to get me through the night.

Do you fucking mind? I'm channeling here. Fuxache.

Ahem.

There is a wispy...the wispiness of the...the wisping...

Oh fuckkit.

<deep breath, relights incense, rearranges third eye>

The boots! Look how they crack! The branch, it is laden, yet fruitless. And yet...the whispering continues...is it the hedgehog? The shadow is drawing ever closer.

I'm headed for sadeyedladys cellar.
I'm going to end up in Take A Break, aren't I? With sadface and beige patent heels talking about my trauma wink

Salmotrutta Sun 31-Mar-13 23:28:58

<peeks in>

Have the DDOS got you all yet?

Do you have clean pants?

Ah shite, sorry! grin

My bloody cellar Katie! FFS hmm

Ahem.

The wind. The wind. It calleth me, do you not hear it? It singeth and promises a DDNS free tomorrow. The tree...the tree...it is a silver birch. A salamander! She has a face of pearl.

Pending Sun 31-Mar-13 23:22:28

Gulp! I don't have a cellar. What do I do? What do I do?!!

( runs to cellar)
( remembers I don't HAVE a cellar)
shock

It comes anon! The creaking of the cricket bat is leading me ever onwards... To the cellar, my precious children! To the cellar!

Helpless thou shalt not be when the DDNS is in possession.

OF YOUR SOUL

For is it not written that the otter will hide the Austrian smoked cheese? And in so doing, will you dance, yes, dance, beneath the moonlight. Your vest will be unchanged.

Helpless gringringringringrin

Oh my <hides again>

And many eggcups will clang with the sound of the dolls head. DDNS knows this. This is why you are chosen.

Laugh, yes, laugh, for in the vortex of the DDNS, are we not all as one voice? Shall we not eat the mascara that is the sound of merriment?

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