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that most Mners are miserable?

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BrunellaPommelhorse Thu 28-Mar-13 19:26:47

things people in rl LOVE that Mumsnet hates:

Summer
Hot weather
Photographs
Co workers having a drink
watching tv (apparently watching Dvds doesnt count as watching tv ;) )

RandallPinkFloyd Fri 29-Mar-13 16:38:36

I like all of those things.

I do hate peas though. Little green bastards.

DameSaggarmakersbottomknocker Fri 29-Mar-13 16:15:55

Oh don't bring cats into it. I don't like cats. Or swearing.

I like cake.

people do seem to get very cross at very small things. we have one poster on here who has an absolute right to be Queen of misery. I dont get the hatez people experience cos their neighbours cat looked at them funny or summat.

midastouch Fri 29-Mar-13 14:56:23

I am miserable a lot but it makes me happy grin its because in RL i hate people! (except my DCs i love them) Id rather talk to my dog.

i like the bunny smiles! they make me happy too smile

SadGiantPanda Fri 29-Mar-13 14:02:50

Thank you, LBE. Your support is much appreciated.

LadyBeaEGGleEyes Fri 29-Mar-13 14:01:09

Quite SadGiantPanda.
There was a lot of panda haterz on that thread.
They all wanted to extinct you shock.
Don't worry though, there are many of us that will fight against pandaism wherever it occurs.

SadGiantPanda Fri 29-Mar-13 13:57:31

Some of us have good reason to be miserable. sad

thebody Fri 29-Mar-13 13:53:46

Parking in parent and child spaces absolutely disgraceful..

Arabesque Fri 29-Mar-13 13:50:47

I'm a RL person (unlike the others on here). I HATE weddings and New Year's Eve. I also hate SUVs blocking up suburban roads, people who park in disabled spaces, people who don't keep their dogs on leads, pedants, B&Gs who ask for money instead of presents....... Have I missed anything out?

southeastastra Thu 28-Mar-13 22:10:05

i does help to have somewhere on the www to moan

Don't worry, I'm a cunt, twat and a Möse (derogatory German word for ladybits). I can't type genitalia, that would be offensive.

FairyJen Thu 28-Mar-13 22:09:11

It's easy to be a cunt pickled just be even more of a twat! grin

PickledInAPearTree Thu 28-Mar-13 21:53:52

Id give anything to be a cunt. I'm just a twat. <misssssery>

I like being miserable. Having said that, I'm a bit of a cunt. HTH.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 28-Mar-13 21:45:33

Being miserable makes me happy.

Sunnywithshowers Thu 28-Mar-13 21:43:03

YABU. But I like your user name.

YouTheCat Thu 28-Mar-13 21:30:06

Is it wrong that I have rolled my eyes and thought 'ffs you can tell it's the holidays'. grin

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Thu 28-Mar-13 21:28:16

Is that the full list of things we must like in order to be allowed to be called happy?

I don't like being hot but I am happy to be slightly chilly. can I substitute the first two for Spring and Cool Weather?

FairyJen Thu 28-Mar-13 21:13:37

I'm happy bein miserable. Where does that leave me?!? shock purgatory?

<flounders in weird space time continuum>

NuhichNuhaymuh Thu 28-Mar-13 21:09:28

maybe she's being all three?

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 21:04:24

And now I don't know whether WhatKindOfFool is being truthful, ironic, or just plain lying.

All three would demand very different responses.

UnChartered Thu 28-Mar-13 20:55:52

how very dare you gin

wink

WhatKindofFool Thu 28-Mar-13 20:55:27

People on Mumsnet need to get a real life. I'm only on it because I am in a psychiatric hospital and I don't have anyone normal to talk to at the moment. It is great for getting your anger out and showing your hatred for the world.

TheBigJessie Thu 28-Mar-13 20:19:34

While I can whinge about most of the things mentioned in the OP, I wouldn't say I'm miserable. I'm quite happy because I leach the joy from other people's lives.

Viviennemary Thu 28-Mar-13 20:18:48

I think you might be right Maryz. But I'm too old to change now. grin

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