To be cross that my friend said my baby has a small willy?

(92 Posts)
Zara1984 Wed 06-Mar-13 18:36:18

Just that. She said he had big balls but a small willy (while I was changing his nappy). Why would you say that about a 4 month old baby boy? angry

Am I being over sensitive? I feel like this is just the start of awful sexual stereotypes put on him. sad

Feminine Thu 07-Mar-13 11:58:50

Your friend, op is an idiot.

Question your friendship from now on. If a friend can make such a crass and ignorant comment about his penis, I'd be wondering about her opinion on anything from now on.

So of course you are not being unreasonable.

DonderandBlitzen Thu 07-Mar-13 12:11:04

Could you say "ooh your son has moobs!"

ItsallisnowaFeegle Thu 07-Mar-13 12:16:43

My DP likes to say how our tiny baby has a big willy. I just say yes dear it's already much bigger than yours wink

I'm sorry your friend was so tactless and unnecessary to boot.

I don't think it's U to be pissed off full stop. No need to comment on a tiny persons genitalia.

cumfy Thu 07-Mar-13 12:35:49

Next time comment:

Ooh nice big ears, but quite small eyes wink

JennyPiccolo Thu 07-Mar-13 12:43:09

Haha, why would you be looking at a baby's penis with a critical eye? Your friend is weird.

Floggingmolly Thu 07-Mar-13 12:54:11

What does he have 3 of, ChunkyChicken? Surely not willies? shock if so, he wins

thebody Thu 07-Mar-13 12:58:28

Very distasteful. I have a friend who comments on the size of her sons bits, he's now 13!! Got just sick of this and told her that if she made these comments to a social worker she might get a knock on the door.

Boundaries need to be kept and I would tell your friend that you feel her remarks about a child's private parts are unacceptable.

JaquelineHyde Thu 07-Mar-13 13:03:15

A friend of mine used to comment on my DS's willie all the time.

He was about 2 and she just started going on about what a huge willie he has and then compairing his willie to her 8yr old son's willie shock

She called her son's willie a peanut and my son's a whopper, I was mortified especially as she did this all in front of her son as if it was a big joke shock

Needless to say she is an ex friend that I haven't seen for years now.

Zara1984 Thu 07-Mar-13 13:22:41

grin Cumfy

Zara1984 Thu 07-Mar-13 13:24:47

And Donder!! Haha. Ok I feel better now about being cross. If she mentions it again (or similar crass comparisons) I am going to tell her off.

Not going to tell DH though or he'll be furious confused

AThingInYourLife Thu 07-Mar-13 13:27:42

"it's a very different shape to your brothers he must had got it from His fathers side"

Ahaaaaa haaaahahaha grin

Tears rolling down my face.

eltsih - I really want to meet your mother grin

ChunkyChicken Thu 07-Mar-13 14:51:19

No floggingmolly not 3 of anything, his willy is so substantial in size it is, apparently, so big it is as long as his legs & he could therefore be a tripod - I.e have 3 legs. I obviously watch childish humoured programmes to understand this smile

Floggingmolly Thu 07-Mar-13 14:54:57

Ah, same problem as DH, then wink

Fakebook Thu 07-Mar-13 14:58:33

I had a woman peering over DS when I was weighing him at the health visitor sessions. I walked a bit around to hide his penis and she came closer and peered right over me looking at him laying their naked. The hv was a bit shocked too, so I got the wipes and covered him and looked at her with a "WTF are you doing" look. I don't think she realised what she was doing and kind of walked off embarrassed.

Honestly, what is it with people and baby's willys? They're all different like different shaped noses.

bottleofbeer Thu 07-Mar-13 15:01:46

Me and my firends had a mad run of baby boys. It'd be "come on then, let's have a look" then nod and agree it was impressive.

It was a running joke.

Moistenedbint Thu 07-Mar-13 16:55:15

Simple solution, tell her she's got crap tits

This... And as for her comparing her sons penis with your baby's.. I've heard of "competitive parenting" but that really takes the piss.

Male genitalia - always a source of mirth. Few brave enough to ridicule a girl/womans nether religions though..

Beepbeep1 Thu 07-Mar-13 17:03:13

How strange. My dad (who is lovely, lovely) made a comment about DSs willy when I was changing him once. I can't remember what it was - not about size. I think it was because he was embarrassed and didn't know what to say. Of course you just don't say anything but some people don't have that filter. Perhaps it was that?

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