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to assert that decent people FOLD, and if you SCRUNCH you are a shit-fingered mingstinger?

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Greensleeves · 21/02/2013 19:22

Seriously. Don't scrunch. Eeuw.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/02/2013 19:24

Scrunch what? Curly hair, definitely.

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catgirl1976 · 21/02/2013 19:25

I can't believe this campaign is real

Grim,grim,grim

And YABU of course you fold

Cannot get my head round this being a topic of conversation or an advert

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Lexiesinclair · 21/02/2013 19:25

Oh hell. I used to fold and now I scrunch, it's easier and I'm lazy

What's the problem?

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Lexiesinclair · 21/02/2013 19:26

Oh. What advert?

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JenaiMorris · 21/02/2013 19:26

Scrunch what?

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BadgersRetreat · 21/02/2013 19:27

huh?

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notsofrownieface · 21/02/2013 19:27

I fold it around my hand then scrunch! Where do I fit in? Grin

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CloudsAndTrees · 21/02/2013 19:28

YANBU.

Ad I think the whole thing is genius marketing.

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ElphabaTheGreen · 21/02/2013 19:28

I'm guessing we're talking bog roll.

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INeedThatForkOff · 21/02/2013 19:28

Toilet roll?

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happystory · 21/02/2013 19:29

Think it's a horrible ad. But am a scruncher, in a minority in this house of 4. they are all wrongWink

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SPBInDisguise · 21/02/2013 19:29

Yes I noticed it on the pack. It is a pretty pointless thing - does anyone really care how other people wipe their bums?

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 21/02/2013 19:30

Wrap it around the toilet brush and scrub? Grin

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ReluctantMother · 21/02/2013 19:32

I asked around and work and it seemed to be the blokes that scrunched and the ladies that folded.

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12ylnon · 21/02/2013 19:33

I didn't know scrunching was a thing... just... eiw

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BlackholesAndRevelations · 21/02/2013 19:33

I'm a shit fingered mingstinger then (whatever that may be...Hmm)

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HoratiaWinwood · 21/02/2013 19:34

Scrunching I can't imagine. You might get a thin bit just where you need a thick bit.

And as for winding round your hand... Does your loo block often?

Freaks.

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HoratiaWinwood · 21/02/2013 19:35

Oh and while I'm here, if you fold anywhere but along the perforations, you are Wrong.

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Greensleeves · 21/02/2013 19:36

shit-fingered = shit on yer fingers

mingstinger = run the risk of transferring said shoite to your minge

scrunchers beware!!

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LRDtheFeministDragon · 21/02/2013 19:36

You want to make origami swans while you're about it?

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crashdoll · 21/02/2013 19:38

Lovely thread title!!!

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Booyhoo · 21/02/2013 19:41

yes totally agree. i didn't know scrunching existed until a few years ago when a friend drunkenly asked Hmm

yes that ad is awful.

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Nikced · 21/02/2013 19:44

I don't understand the scrunching, is it a learnt behaviour or on a par with tongue rolling and innate? Hmm

YY to the thin bit in scrunching, no one wants a cheeky finger surprise! Shock

Sadly I do not fold along the perforations, sorry Horatia Grin

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Booyhoo · 21/02/2013 19:44

agree horatio

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NippyDrips · 21/02/2013 19:47

People scrunch? Like how exactly? I have not seen this advert.

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