To wonder why people need to "Survive" school holidays?

(315 Posts)
SaggyOldClothCatpuss Mon 18-Feb-13 10:54:38

There are always threads about this. I've been there, done the small child phase. It's hardly life shattering! We have a garden, a playground nearby and a local beach, tv and nearby friends.
I love spending time with my Dcs, but don't feel the need to occupy them for 24 hours a day! Why would you need to survive your own kids? hmm

Maryz Tue 19-Feb-13 13:51:45

'tis ok smile

I have a few well quite a few really hobby horses. This is one.

But my post was a bit disappointing acksherly; if you want a deletion notice, I should have taken massive offence, reported you, had a strop and told you to FOTTFSOF.

Would you like me to?

Maryz Tue 19-Feb-13 13:55:53

I thought ds1 had broken his foot/ankle/leg. It was blown up like a balloon and he can't put any weight on it.

Anyway, I cancelled my whole morning to take him for an X-ray. Which I had to pay for as the A&E wait time was 6 hours and he won't wait (at all, ever, for anything). So, they think it might be a break, but can't be sure, so he has to go back on Monday but keep all weight off it for the moment.

Apparently it's all my fault for making him go confused. He knew it wasn't broken hmm

Fucker.

SaggyOldClothCatpuss Tue 19-Feb-13 13:56:43

Ooh, please...

Maryz Tue 19-Feb-13 14:08:47

Fuck Off To The Far Side Of Fuck

How do you not know these things? You obviously don't waste spend enough time on here.

MrsDeVere Tue 19-Feb-13 14:11:21

Well it is your fault innit?

SaggyOldClothCatpuss Tue 19-Feb-13 14:13:41

Well if you will be a helicopter parent...

Maryz Tue 19-Feb-13 14:27:00

[sigh]

<sticks tongue out at everyone in rather cranky way>

SaggyOldClothCatpuss Tue 19-Feb-13 15:00:04

ODFONTAD <<smiles sweetly>>

Maryz Tue 19-Feb-13 15:48:45

shock

<reports>

Oblomov Tue 19-Feb-13 16:09:45

"Going on a mini beast hunt- even snails exist in cities
Bake some cheap flapjack together
Collect leave/ random 'treasure', go home and make a collage- that's half a day and only costs a bit of glue
Build a den
Film afternoon (popcorn/ duvets out)
Painting/ drawing/ play dough
Fill sink with water and let them experiment
Friends over or visit them"

oh yippee-dee-doo-dah.
Aren't you a fabarooney yummy mummy. hmm

countrykitten Tue 19-Feb-13 17:55:56

Oblomov that sounds like a perfect day! Makes me wish I was little again!

"Maybe you should all have your children adopted. Then you can spend the whole holidays eating malteasers, and not need to survive at all! "

Oh gawd, I read that, was shock and had to scroll up frantically to catch up grin

What I would give to spend a whole holiday in bed with malteasers grin

Oblomov, that isn't fabaroony yummy mummying, that is school holiday survival parenting grin

hmc Tue 19-Feb-13 23:32:51

My two fight constantly - hence school holidays are a battleground and I am the beleaguered peace keeping force...so yes, I feel that they are something to be survived and got through

LadyWidmerpool Wed 20-Feb-13 09:10:14

If you don't feel exactly the same way as I do about everything, why did you even bother having children??

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