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to think audis are mostly driven by idiots

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germyrabbit · 14/02/2013 21:21

everytime i drive on the motorway an audi is up my arse flashing me to move over. on crimewatch just now an audi driver ploughed into some pedestrians in a town centre.

what it is about an audi that makes people drive like morons?

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mrsjay · 14/02/2013 21:23

my dh and dd always go on about audi drivers my dd humphs dh swears at them, and an Audi driver rammed into the back of dds little fiesta Angry yanbu ( i dont think)

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mrsjay · 14/02/2013 21:23

dh says they get a twat chip inserted when they buy the car

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determinedma · 14/02/2013 21:23

My boss drives an Audi TT and isn't an idiot or a moron. Sweeping generalisation much?

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YouTheCat · 14/02/2013 21:24

Dd calls them a bunch of cocks.

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iloveeverton · 14/02/2013 21:24

Are you Envy ?

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YouTheCat · 14/02/2013 21:24

OP did say 'most'

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Andthentherewere5 · 14/02/2013 21:25

Agree. Can I add that BMW drivers are all tossers too?

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DomesticCEO · 14/02/2013 21:25

They do seen to have taken over from BMW drivers recently as the Arseholes of the Road!

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mrsjay · 14/02/2013 21:26

Dd calls them a bunch of cocks.

I think she is right. the guy who drove into the back of dd it was his dads car so it goes down the generation. she was ok but the poor kid was distraught

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germyrabbit · 14/02/2013 21:26

jealous of what? driving up people's arses at 90mph on the fast lane then flashing them to move over. no i am not jealous of that.

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Whydobabiescry · 14/02/2013 21:26

I think that Audi's have taken the place previously occupied by BMW drivers - knobs if the road.

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lyrasdaemo · 14/02/2013 21:26

Only drivers of new Audis...

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Sparklingbrook · 14/02/2013 21:27

Are Audis the ones with the silly fairy light lamps at the front?

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Beamur · 14/02/2013 21:27

My Dad used to drive one. Ergo you are correct.
He was most miffed when I quoted a review of his car as being 'a lamb in wolfs clothing'.
That aside, I prefer them to BMW's.

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Andthentherewere5 · 14/02/2013 21:27

Its not jealousy. There are lots of amazingly expensive/lovely/prestigious cars out there but every time someone drives right on your bumper its an Audi or BMW!

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Whydobabiescry · 14/02/2013 21:27

Lol domesticceo cross post

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sixlostmonkeys · 14/02/2013 21:28

Not mostly.....'always' driven by idiots. When I say 'driven'....well, we can use that term loosely when talking about audi drivers. When I say 'drivers'......
Grin

Audi drivers are the new volvo drivers.
When you see an audi - run! run for your life.
generalisation? no. Show me an audi owner who can drive and I promise I won't generalise anymore.

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AnyFucker · 14/02/2013 21:28

Gerrawaywithya

I drive an Audi A4 2.8L . I am a marvellous person and have never been up anyone's arse in my life.

All my boring saloon-owning neighbours stuc on their drives could only watch open mouthed as I sailed past sedately in the snow, with a regal wave. Grin

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GettingObsessive · 14/02/2013 21:28

They do seen to have taken over from BMW drivers recently as the Arseholes of the Road!


^^ This. An Audi driver every time Angry

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ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 14/02/2013 21:29

It's simple. Audi drivers flash Ford and Vauxhall drivers because the Ford and Vauxhall drivers are driving shite cars and shouldn't be allowed on the road because of their poor car choice.

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iloveeverton · 14/02/2013 21:30

I have an Audi- been driving for 14 years, no points, no accidents

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fishcalledwonder · 14/02/2013 21:30

My lovely Mum drives an Audi and is a very considerate driver. They must have forgotten to include the twat chip with hers.

They do often have a tosspot behind the wheel, so YANBU because you used the word 'mostly'.

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HollyBerryBush · 14/02/2013 21:30

can you provide staistics for audi morons or are you basing it on one emotive programme?


I love Crimewatch - a large proportion of the wanted list is black/east european/north african arab. If I asked you why all ""ethnics" were most wantedt you'd staple me to the wall and skin me for perpetuating racial sterotypes.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006ppmq/profiles/wanted-2012

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ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 14/02/2013 21:30

And Audi SUV drivers are the worst of the worst...

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TurkeyDino · 14/02/2013 21:30

I work at Audi. Plenty of lovely, lovely people. The odd arse but you'd get that in the post office queue too.

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