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AIBU?

To want to give Michael Gove a Chinese burn

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RavenVonChaos · 08/02/2013 19:03

And then kick him hard in the shins before booting him into outer space?

Am I, am I ? Confused

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pudding25 · 08/02/2013 19:04

Please give him an extra kick from me.

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HollyBerryBush · 08/02/2013 19:05

Whats he done today?

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ClippedPhoenix · 08/02/2013 19:06

I'd also throw in a bit of water torture for good measure Grin

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BatmanLovesNoelFielding · 08/02/2013 19:11

YANBU.

Electrocute his nuts.

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BrianButterfield · 08/02/2013 19:18

I would love to set up a meeting with him, walk solemnly into the room, sit down in a v serious manner, and as soon as he opened his mouth to talk, lean over and flick him right in the middle of his forehead. And continue to do so every time he spoke.

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flattyre · 08/02/2013 19:18
Grin
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Offcolour · 08/02/2013 19:19

According to dd (2.5) his policies are "not terrible daddy, they're nice". She interrupted our conversation slagging off the Tories in the car today with that gem. Who knew we were harbouring a Tory?

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GeneHuntsMistress · 08/02/2013 19:21

YABU

Give him a kick in the bullocks instead.

Oh no wait - he doesn't have any does he. Could try am punch on the chin but he doesn't have one of those either.

Ok then YANBU.

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LindyHemming · 08/02/2013 19:21

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GeneHuntsMistress · 08/02/2013 19:21

Bullocks?? Bollocks! In every sense.

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crazynanna · 08/02/2013 19:22

I want to play the 'Sharp Pencil/splayed hand' game with him, and go faster and faster and faster....

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LifeofPo · 08/02/2013 19:23

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MoppingMummy · 08/02/2013 19:23

Yanbu

Do it!

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LifeofPo · 08/02/2013 19:23

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mummybare · 08/02/2013 19:30

YANBU

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Cornycabernet · 08/02/2013 19:32

He would like Chinese burns.
Reminiscent of his own childhood.
In fact you'd give him ideas. His next move would be to issue a recommended list of bullying strategies for primary children.

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Lollydaydream · 08/02/2013 19:49

genius BrianButterfield, genius

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FrankSpenser · 08/02/2013 19:52

Off tangent here, I do apologise - but where does the phrase Chinese Burn come from, anyone know? My DH is half Chinese and he's told me before in the past he's slighlty suspicious in thinking there was something negative implied when the phrase first came about. And 'Chinese Whispers'.

Seeing the thread title made me remember about it. Sorry to de rail the thread.

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ClippedPhoenix · 08/02/2013 20:33

Why not google it Frank?

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PopMusic · 08/02/2013 20:33

YANBU. I am waiting for him to take his mask off and his real reptilian alien face to be revealed.

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CocoNutter · 08/02/2013 20:42

Grin at BrianButterfield. Is there a rule against that in the House of Commons?

It's unfortunate for Pob Mr Gove that he was born with no more intelligence than the animated character he so clearly is related to resembles.

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