To think animals are just disgusting?

(157 Posts)
Stinkyminkymoo Mon 04-Feb-13 21:07:36

I'm house sitting for my parents and am sitting on the sofa bf the baby and the cat has shot across the room back & forth because she has a shit stuck in her bum. Got DH to pull it out but luckily for both him & the cat it fell out before he did.

He then left to go home and the dog was sick. Then ate it. Boak.

This is why I love my horses, no arse-then-face licking, no eating-shit/vom and no rolling in stinky dead animals. shock

Anyone else got rank animals? smile

Moominlandmidwinter Wed 06-Feb-13 16:48:07

Posted too soon!

One of my earliest memories is of the family cat shuffling across the kitchen floor on his bum as he had worms.

YADNBU.

Toomuchtea Wed 06-Feb-13 17:06:12

Getorf, no, it's surprising but in all the loving descriptions of how to groom your pony one finds in pony books, cleaning a gelding's dick does not feature.

Boomerwang Wed 06-Feb-13 21:36:45

Moomin we called it 'carpet surfing' when the dogs did it smile

LangenFlugelHappleHoff Thu 07-Feb-13 09:31:11

Note to self - stop reading this thread while eating breakfast...

my smeg eggs just don't taste the same

melika Thu 07-Feb-13 10:43:16

I feel so grateful for my poor old mongrel dog, Bailey, he is wonderful. (but i do clear up poos for him)

MinesaBottle Thu 07-Feb-13 11:53:39

Before he was neutered, my parents' dog used to get very, er, excited while having a pooh. It was so horrible having to stand there waiting, plastic bag at the ready, hoping no one came past as he squatted there grunting and looking proud of himself while highly aroused <boaks>

Stinkyminkymoo Fri 08-Feb-13 09:01:22

This might out me (if anyone remembers!) but when I was about 10 or 11, we visited a friends house who had this enormous boxer dog.

He was incredibly randy and always had his 'lipstick' out. No bother, but pretty gross. When we went to play in the garden after lunch, this bloody dog took a shine to me and constantly mounted me. I managed to wriggle away most of the time but then it pinned me down and practically raped my leg.

I was mortified - especially as everyone was laughing. I'm afraid I've disliked boxers ever since!

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