To think fuck the fuck off in your smug mobile.

(92 Posts)
OscarPistoriusBitontheside Sun 30-Dec-12 21:16:13

We passed a Prius (pious) yesterday sporting a bumper sticker which declared in a multi-Pastel hues "born at home". AIBU to think this may be the smuggest car in Great Britain and should fuck off. (Lighthearted thread. smile)

KittyFane1 Sun 30-Dec-12 22:05:10

star: "All the best babies are born at home!" grin

Doogle2 Sun 30-Dec-12 22:07:15

I'm going to make a sticker that says 'cut out and proud' grin

Egusta Sun 30-Dec-12 22:11:10

i might make one that says 'nearly died but for modern medicine! [Praise the Lord]'.

smile

(Have decided not to get offended / upset and to celebrate the happy births that many have.)

grin

PickledInAPearTree Sun 30-Dec-12 22:11:11

"Born with a forceps after my poor old mum got her fanny and arse made into one big flappy hole"

Is there a market?

Egusta Sun 30-Dec-12 22:12:35

Pickled i think your people should talk to my people.

OscarPistoriusBitontheside Sun 30-Dec-12 22:14:13

Marquesas that's the one! I should add I spied this lentil weaverey sticker near Newquay!

OscarPistoriusBitontheside Sun 30-Dec-12 22:15:26

I too need a cut out and
Proud bumper sticker, hooray for
Modern medicine!

catgirl1976geesealaying Sun 30-Dec-12 22:19:46

Oooh picked

I need one of those grin

<places order>

Viviennemary Sun 30-Dec-12 22:20:37

I also thought it meant home birth for a baby. So it does refer to a home birth. It will be I'm a velcro baby next.

juneybean Sun 30-Dec-12 22:22:27

I wouldn't advertise the fact I was born in Sunderland <shudder>

autumnmum Sun 30-Dec-12 22:38:32

Pickled I have tears running down my face. I hope everything is in a better state now smile

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 30-Dec-12 22:53:42

Nothing wrong with that juneybean

PickledInAPearTree Sun 30-Dec-12 22:56:42

Round two in six weeks.

I'm hoping for a better sticker this time grin

Cathycomehome Sun 30-Dec-12 22:58:22

"My mum decided on a section, AND I'm bottle fed, and my mum's not even SORRY!" shall I have that on a t shirt? grin

AWhistlingWoman Sun 30-Dec-12 23:03:28

YANBU

I'm with Eugusta sans the 'praise the Lord' and the addition of something that would make this thread un-lighthearted.

Stupid rainbow bumper sticker Prius owning half wits smile

AWhistlingWoman Sun 30-Dec-12 23:04:40

Oh and ouch pickled My eyes are watering. That's maternal devotion wink

I am slightly gobsmacked at the need to tell random strangers on the motorway that your baby was born at home.

Did they have a conception one as well?

I'd like one that read : I'm here because of cheap Thai whiskey and skinny dipping!

PickledInAPearTree Sun 30-Dec-12 23:17:29

I was a cheeky quick one on the bathroom of the Doncaster travel lodge"

OscarPistoriusBitontheside Sun 30-Dec-12 23:36:39

Ds1's would read "the floor of my mums best friends bedroom and several bottles of wine". grin

Yay, let's get a range set up.

Do you think we could sell through "notonthehighstreet.com"

They love personalized gifts, don't they? wink

What about 'conceived & cultured in a petri dish' ? Would that one work?

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 31-Dec-12 08:41:59

"Result of an ovulation kit smiley face"

Startail Mon 31-Dec-12 10:44:58

When I was a baby my sign would have read
"Experiment in the safe period method of contraception on board"

However, given everyones different birth experiences, perhaps our stickers should simply say

"Hurray for the NHS!"

LynetteScavo Mon 31-Dec-12 10:48:57

Oh, I was born at home - I might get myself a t-shirt - not.

You know that "born at home" sticker linked to earlier in the thread, did anyone read the description?

"Support homebirth and wilderness conservation with this sticker!"

Wilderness conservation?!

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