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AIBU?

to wonder what you would do right now if you could?

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mumof4sons · 30/12/2012 20:24

I haven't see my FWB for quite a couple of weeks due to his job and now his DS visiting him for the holidays.

So right now, if I could, I'd be getting extremely hot and heavy with FWB.

What about you?

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kinkyfuckery · 30/12/2012 20:25

I'd be sleeping, the deep slumber of someone who wouldn't have screaming, fighting little bastards children to see to in the morning.

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SantasHoHoHo · 30/12/2012 20:26

I'd be looking forward to not going to work tomorrow due to a lottery win!

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usualsuspect3 · 30/12/2012 20:26

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SnookieSnickers · 30/12/2012 20:27

I would be on a plane, en route to somewhere warm and sunny.

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gordyslovesheep · 30/12/2012 20:28

FuckWitBastard?

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Chottie · 30/12/2012 20:28

I'd be on that plane with Snookie I'd love to be going away to somewhere warm and sunny too.

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MrsMaryCooper · 30/12/2012 20:29

I'd go skating.

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polkadotsrock · 30/12/2012 20:29

Usual - friend with benefits

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mumof4sons · 30/12/2012 20:30

FWB - Friend with benefits

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TheOneWithTheHair · 30/12/2012 20:30

FWB friend with benefits

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ifancyashandy · 30/12/2012 20:30

Same here. On a plane. To Thailand or Malaysia or Indonesia. Hot and totally different.

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ViviPru · 30/12/2012 20:30

I'd be ramming stilton and Sparkenhoe and Black Bomber and Sharphams in my mouth with gay abandon. Sadly I am on a cheese embargo till May Sad

yy - WTF is a FWB?

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ViviPru · 30/12/2012 20:30

oh sorry posted late

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morethanyoubargainfor · 30/12/2012 20:31

friends with benefits, oh I remember those days!

however right now I would book a holidayfor next Christmas and then sleep for a week!

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CanonFodder · 30/12/2012 20:31

I'd be checking my winning Euromillions ticket.

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BarredfromhavingStella · 30/12/2012 20:32

Sat on a beach and/or diving in the Maldives.

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SantasHoHoHo · 30/12/2012 20:32

Friend With Benefits. Oh how I miss having one of those. Many a good time has been had Grin

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suburbophobe · 30/12/2012 20:33

Friends With Benefits - i.e. a Fuck Friend. Grin

in other words: someone you know who you have occasional sex with and both of you pretend it's not a relationship cos you want to stay casual i.e. see what better comes along on the horizon

Doesn't work. Always someone who gets emotionally involved.

But they can be great! Grin

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SantasNaughtySack · 30/12/2012 20:33

Find an attractive woman with a similar moral code to mine and drink bourbon from each other's naked body in a hotel room.

Um, stupid autocorrect... I meant have a nice early night. Obviously.
Grin

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SarahWarahWoo · 30/12/2012 20:33

Sleeping

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vintagewarrior · 30/12/2012 20:33

I'd be preparing for a big party tomorrow night, for all my friends, in my nice 3 bed house, rather than the reality - knowing i'll be stuck in my damp two bed flat as babysitter has blown out.

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uptheamp · 30/12/2012 20:33

go shopping in sales but shops are closed Grin

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HumphreyCobbler · 30/12/2012 20:33

I would go back in time and lock the chickens up before we went out, thus saving them from being wiped out by a bastard fox Sad

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TWinklyLittleStar · 30/12/2012 20:34

Either I would be in the Gardens Hotel in Key West, drinking champagne and swimming outdoors, or I would be in my DSis's house, just being there with her and her children.

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suburbophobe · 30/12/2012 20:35

And they're even better in far flung places Grin

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