To not want to see a picture of

(46 Posts)
PinkFairyDust Mon 03-Dec-12 00:01:18

"Blue waffle" on my Facebook newsfeed?!! Scrolled down on my news feed to see a full picture of it - nearly vomited!

HairyGrotter Wed 05-Dec-12 18:19:11

What's worse is that I've heard of all of these, and not through Mumsnet...Although I sat through 56 Meat Spins

PinkFairyDust Wed 05-Dec-12 18:06:58

There are some really grim things out there!

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 03-Dec-12 12:41:08

Oh, the do not google list.

Don't be tempted, resist, honestly. It's bad enough coming across these things by accident, don't actively look for them. You'll just feel disappointed in yourself and a little bit nauseous.

The last time I traumatised myself was completely by accident. A friend was going to Belgium for a long weekend and being foodies we were having a look at what would be a typical Belgian breakfast.

She did not order it.

Narked Mon 03-Dec-12 12:28:29

That's the one CuriousMama grin

And don't google dragon butter ....

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 11:14:28

Cezella you sound disappointed! grin

Alisvolatpropiis Mon 03-Dec-12 10:11:56

I've been wondering what's wrong with dragon butter. It's Welsh butter! <please don't ruin it for me>

Vajazzler Mon 03-Dec-12 10:10:20

I just googled 1man1jar thinking how bad can it be......

envy <<<<< my vom face

Cezella Mon 03-Dec-12 10:05:44

Ooh I was well expecting a naked Terry Wogan picture- that link is a little tame!

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 09:55:46

Yule You probably "liked" the page. Just go on and unlike. Unfortunately, If a few friends like or comment on something it'll come up in your feed. This will also happen if just one friend does if there's nothing else for FB to show you IYSWIM. No real way to stop that apart from hiding individual friend's posts. Trouble is, some if the really irritating stuff on my feel is there via actual RL friends that I WANT to see updates on! Grrr.

First world problems.

NadineBeyer Mon 03-Dec-12 08:49:25

Thanks god I didn't Google it!

SnoogyWoo Mon 03-Dec-12 08:15:48

Someone sent me a link to Meat Spin at work once...I clicked it with the sound on!!

YuleBritannia Mon 03-Dec-12 07:57:39

OP's message apart, how can I get rid of Tesco messages on Facebook, please? I don't evben know why they appear.

StickEmUp Mon 03-Dec-12 07:43:24

Bloody hell! I googled ... Ha!

FellatioNelson Mon 03-Dec-12 06:05:27

I have never heard the term before but now I know what it is I certainly would think less of someone who posted a photo to their fb profile. They would be defended without delay.

SagelyEggnogging Mon 03-Dec-12 03:23:36

Oh my God, I am traumatised for life (again) grin Thanks Curious Mama smile

<snort> at Santa!

PowerPants Mon 03-Dec-12 01:52:04

I just looked up space docking and got lots of pics from NASA.

PowerPants Mon 03-Dec-12 01:50:38

I have just seen Terry Wogan's cock.

Not a sentence I expected to type in my lifetime.

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 01:36:31

What's wrong with Dragon Butter? Tis a delicious patriotic treat no?

<Innocent>

(safe link, promise)

SantaWearsBlueSuedeStilettos Mon 03-Dec-12 01:33:36

Blue waffle is indeed a myth. It's photoshopped, there is no medical condition that would turn your fanjo blue. However it's still a genuine minge, so shouldn't be on Facebook.

I just googled space docking- it's the only one I didn't know about (although I wish I could forget what munting is!) My poor poor brain!

CuriousMama Mon 03-Dec-12 01:29:34

Terry Wogan picture. I'm pretty sure it's that one SagelyE grin

From a quick google, the pic is photoshopped, but 'blue waffle' itself is apparently vaginitis.

Dragon butter is real though......

SagelyEggnogging Mon 03-Dec-12 01:22:28

I am all agog to find out about the Terry Wogan picture!! smile

If I had blue waffle on my FB feed, I would defriend smile

Urban dictionary is your friend when it comes to things like these, no nasty pictures. However, one man one jar is NOT for the fainthearted- you have been warned!

<still evil> grin

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Mon 03-Dec-12 01:14:15

well i didn't look too closely so you could be right powerpants grin

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