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AIBU?

to assume dp will have the (ahem) wet patch in the bed...?

208 replies

lottie63 · 28/11/2012 00:32

Just that really. He always expects ME to sleep in it. Sometimes I would just like him to say 'Don t worry. You have the dry half'..

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AgnesBligg · 28/11/2012 00:33

ewwwww.

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 28/11/2012 00:36

I'd happily lay in the wet patch

its been a while

Grin

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BunnyLebowski · 28/11/2012 00:39

There's no need for a wet patch with a conveniently placed old tshirt or towel and a bit of wiggling Blush

Alternatively you could orchestrate the....erm...positioning so that it ends up on DP's side Grin

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Fakebook · 28/11/2012 00:40

There's this cool new invention that stops this from occurring. They're called "tissues".

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ThatVikRinA22 · 28/11/2012 00:41

i would whip out a tape measure mid, erm, proceedings OP. Grin

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RyleDup · 28/11/2012 00:42

Yes, its his responsibility to lie in the wet patch.

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BunnyLebowski · 28/11/2012 00:42

Bit cruel to go measuring his manhood during the deed Vicar Wink

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fuzzpig · 28/11/2012 00:44

The dry HALF?! Just how big is this wet patch?

I feel inadequate now :o

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fuzzpig · 28/11/2012 00:46

And is this hypothetical, or are we actually getting the debate in real time and your poor but satisfied DP is lying there impatiently while you go on MN...

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frantic51 · 28/11/2012 00:48

Agreed, Agnes. SP you must be a lot younger than me. Grin I went right off sex when ex h had a vasectomy and came home proclaiming, "no more condoms"! Just another excuse for him to leave his mess in a place where I'd have to clean it up! Angry

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 28/11/2012 00:50

I'm not particularly fussed about the wet patch. I'll just visit their house then leave after and sleep in my own dry, clean bed Grin

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MyCoilPicksUpGaydar · 28/11/2012 00:53

There is always the option of, ahem swallowing it... problem solved... :D

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InLoveWithDavidTennant · 28/11/2012 00:54

do it on his side, or lay on a bath towel (folded in half just in case). simple! Wink

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monsterchild · 28/11/2012 00:56

I just make sure I get myself to his side before he can get himself to my side. It becomes a bit of a competition, really. But a fun one!

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Narked · 28/11/2012 01:03

Condoms. Problem solved.

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StuntGirl · 28/11/2012 01:43

Am I terribly uncool if I admit I have no idea what you're all talking about?

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Alisvolatpropiis · 28/11/2012 01:50

YANBU.

I have discovered I am actually v flexible and avoid the "patch" at all costs. Even if those costs involve knees.

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Alisvolatpropiis · 28/11/2012 01:51

stunt OP means cum,after sex etc.

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InLoveWithDavidTennant · 28/11/2012 02:08

@narked

Not solved. Ttc here! It's a messy business Blush

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ripsishere · 28/11/2012 02:23

Inlovewith. When me and DH were TTC, we ended up seeing a doctor. One of the first things he asked us was if we were using contraception. We were a bit taken aback.
He went on to tell us about a couple he'd seen who were using condoms otherwise 'it's a bit messy'

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InLoveWithDavidTennant · 28/11/2012 02:51

Ripsishere funnily enough we've been asked that too... As there was a couple that said they were ttc but were still using condoms Confused

I've also had hospital appointments for other stuff and when asked about contraception, we get the Hmm look when we say none! Winds me up it does. I'm just waiting for the day someone gives me a lecture and I can act all smug Grin

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AlienRefluxLooksLikeSnow · 28/11/2012 04:36

TTC using condoms?? WTF? I always seem to end up on the soggy side, have tried multiple wiggling and conniving, DP has offered to sleep on my side, but I can't sleep on the wrong side of the bed, why the fuck am I up at 4.30 talking cum patches?

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WankbadgersBreakfast · 28/11/2012 04:42

When we got our new bed, I abolished "sides" so that no matter where we shagged, it was always on "his" side. No wet patch since

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StickEmUp · 28/11/2012 07:37

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