Help, I've lost my mooncup!

(192 Posts)
Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 19:36:57

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.
....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there?
I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?
I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...
Where else could I have put it?

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:47:29

It was full too (boak)

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 21:47:48

OMFG... shock

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:48:07

Flojo shock

Is it minging? envy <-- vom

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:48:42

It surprisingly didn't smell tho....having said that I didn't get too close to it!

shock just that

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:49:25

I had sex, oh god did he notice and was too polite to say?

ElectricMonk Tue 27-Nov-12 21:50:13

Hang on, does that mean you actually can have sex with a mooncup in? confused

(And I second Euphimia - details, is it horrible?!)

BadRoly Tue 27-Nov-12 21:50:34

Well I was coming on to suggest that you might have accidentally birthed it while shitting but I see I am too late envy <-- another vom face

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:50:34

Seriously I feel really ill now

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:51:01

If you're having sex with someone too polite to say his nob is being poked by your sharp vag, I think you need to have a chat! grin

OrangeLily Tue 27-Nov-12 21:51:28

What!??? Noooooo..... How long has it been up there?!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 27-Nov-12 21:52:25

Was it upside down?

fengirl1 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:52:57

Flojo - PLEASE put a reminder somewhere to take it out (if you have re-inserted it) at the end of this period! grin But at least mystery solved...... You must be made of very stern stuff but eeeewwwww anyway

NotQuintAtAllOhNo Tue 27-Nov-12 21:53:06

My friends dad was a doctor, he had his surgery in his house. Mum was his assistant. One evening the doorbell rang, a woman who was 3 months pregnant had really bad stomach ache.

Turned out she was not pregnant, but had left a tampon in 3 months earlier.

The state of the surgery floor when friends dad took the tampon out....
<boak>
They had to call an ambulance. My friend told the story in school the following day, in graphic detail, as she hid outside the door and peeked in through the keyhole.

(Maybe this is the reason why friend opted to never have kids)

I think you need to go see your GP Flojo, just to put your mind at rest.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:54:08

I didn't study it, I kinda panicked and through it in the sink and switched the tap on and ran.
But it was strange grainy brown stuff.
I know I'm gonna have to fish it out the sink before the DCs find it!
Surely i'll have to bin it.
Well I doubt i'll ever wear one again after this. It was on my second cycle with it.
It's been a whole month.
It was my birthday last week, I had sex four times in one night!

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:55:53

I had sex four times in one night

Oh see now you're just bragging.

Fuck off, Mrs Frisky Four Times.

envy

milkymocha Tue 27-Nov-12 21:56:26

Really?!?! Is that possible!?!?

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 21:56:44

Is your DH on the wee side? I mean, if you managed sex 4 times and he didn't knock it out. confused

OrangeLily Tue 27-Nov-12 21:57:25

Hmmmmm four times in one night with a mooncup? Really?! I'm doubtful.

Flojo1979 Tue 27-Nov-12 21:57:32

saggy it was the right way up and full.
It was surprisingly low down too.
Euph it was our first time together, maybe he thought that was normal for me! It's early days. Having the whole contraception convo was bad enough, let alone the "did that feel good for you huni"
Oh god blush

fusam Tue 27-Nov-12 21:57:42

shock

Euphemia Tue 27-Nov-12 21:58:20

Or knock it up, or indeed in where only the good Dr Douglas could find it.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Tue 27-Nov-12 21:58:27

Spikey vag is not normal for anyone.

Cortana Tue 27-Nov-12 21:58:28

Have you got the barb cut down to nothing?

LilyThePinkaPinkaPink Tue 27-Nov-12 21:59:10

Four times??????? <faints>

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