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To destroy his body and spirit

(95 Posts)
BigBadBertha Sat 17-Nov-12 12:04:12

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!


FloatyFlo Sat 17-Nov-12 16:52:29

Enjoying this bizarre post over a brew

Sharon, is that you?

Oh dear

MrsWolowitz Sat 17-Nov-12 15:33:43

<does T-Rex>

Jux Sat 17-Nov-12 15:03:53

Couldn't you turn this into a "keep the husband occupied" type project. He is to make screme eggs and until 4 dozen better-than-Cadbury examples are placed delicately on a gold plate for you, there will be no tv, films or food, let alone sex.

It would keep him busy and focussed for a while.

May I ask you would go about breaking his soul? I can see that a sledgehammer or somesuch would work on his body. The intangibility of his soul is a stumbling block; unless I'm lacking in imagination (or you are Satan Incarnate?).

Has Mr Cadbury been lacing Screme Eggs with ACIIIIIIDD? grin

If so, I want one now please

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 17-Nov-12 14:47:33


Oh leave this one, Rowan, please! It's miles more fun than my ds's maths homework.


RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 17-Nov-12 14:47:16


Will the OP come back?

mysterious face

OK, you're not having that much fun are you? We will zap this in a mo.

sittinginthesun Sat 17-Nov-12 14:45:48

Oh leave this one, Rowan, please! It's miles more fun than my ds's maths homework.

hurricanewyn Sat 17-Nov-12 14:41:16

Will the OP come back?

Tweasels Sat 17-Nov-12 14:33:25

We are having tremendous fun Rowan. Sadly this particular troll lacks imagination and just isn't funny enough. I don't mind if it goes to the great forum in the sky.

ChestyNutsRoastingAnOpenFire Sat 17-Nov-12 14:33:02

Leave the bastard confused

Is it half term again?

daddyorchipsdaddyorchips Sat 17-Nov-12 14:31:44

Fud hahahaha

Waspie Sat 17-Nov-12 14:30:01

I think it should go sad but only because my son may read it and think that I'm advocating chocolate for Xmas lunch. I will never be able to say "eat your vegetables and then you can have chocolate" again wink

BloominMarvellous Sat 17-Nov-12 14:29:13

I'm intreagued!!!!

I wonder what they will say next!

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 17-Nov-12 14:28:14


We think this thread will go pfft quite soon (unless you're all having fun?)

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 14:27:54

Blimey, what's going on here.


<looks from behind my satsuma and biscuit stash>

BloominMarvellous Sat 17-Nov-12 14:26:20

Oh wow!!!

Just that!!

<Really really want a cream egg!!>

hurricanewyn Sat 17-Nov-12 14:24:10

What's going on?

MistressFord Sat 17-Nov-12 14:21:39

Um, er, nope, no idea. I was about to ask how Sharon and T-Rex are but I was beaten to it.

AllYoursBabooshka Sat 17-Nov-12 14:15:53

Oh my.

FunnysInLaJardin Sat 17-Nov-12 14:15:20

you are not real OP, good try though

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 14:13:02

Some toffees I cough, splutter at. Hmmm

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 17-Nov-12 14:12:03


Thanks for all the reports about this one <boggle>

Tweasels Sat 17-Nov-12 14:02:42

I've just looked at a picture of the inside of a screme egg. It looks like some kind of snot/spunk combination.

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