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AIBU?

To destroy his body and spirit

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BigBadBertha · 17/11/2012 12:04

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!

SO ANGRY!!!!

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scarletforya · 17/11/2012 12:06

YANBU

Kill him with FIRE! Angry

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Sparklingbrook · 17/11/2012 12:07

Ooh dear. This sounds like the final straw. Sad But why did you want scream eggs for Christmas dinner?

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picnicbasketcase · 17/11/2012 12:08

Screme eggs for Xmas dinner? Well that's just wrong. YANBU though.

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Kormachameleon · 17/11/2012 12:09

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PickledFanjoCat · 17/11/2012 12:09

Bertha I am going to agree with you because your slightly scarey.

What's in a scream egg? Can we find a similar piece of confectionary for you?

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Santasinmypudenda · 17/11/2012 12:09

Leave the bastard

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Sparklingbrook · 17/11/2012 12:10

They should have Creme Eggs in soon for Easter, would they do?

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PickledFanjoCat · 17/11/2012 12:12

Don't they do a Christmas one? Santas big chocolatey balls or something?

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Latara · 17/11/2012 12:13

Is your DH a: Plumber, electrician, builder, plasterer, carpenter, chef or male model? If so, then pass him on to me, ta.

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BigBadBertha · 17/11/2012 12:15

I DON'T LIKE NORMAL CREME EGGS!!! ......or Turkey (both the bird and the country!) He's at work just now so I'm planning on packing a suitcase for the clown and leaving it on the drive. He can gtf back to his inbred mother!

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Latara · 17/11/2012 12:15

I like your style though OP. I'd prefer chocolate over roast turkey for Xmas dinner; not scream eggs though.

Galaxy or thornton's, yum.

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Sparklingbrook · 17/11/2012 12:17

Inbred mother? It is all very unsavoury particuarly the Christmas Dinner.

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PickledFanjoCat · 17/11/2012 12:20

Is this going to go a bit pear shaped

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Sparklingbrook · 17/11/2012 12:24

How many would you need for Christmas dinner though?

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PickledFanjoCat · 17/11/2012 12:24

At least ten.

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Tweasels · 17/11/2012 12:25

Ten is far too many

Surely 5 is more than enough.

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BigBadBertha · 17/11/2012 12:26

His mother is the unsavoury one!! Stupid cow was into all sorts and rumour us DH is her dads boy (his grandad!) So who is the scary one now?

P.s never mind what I have for Xmas dinner!! Point is the selfish goat ate all my Choco delights that he knows I love. F**ker!!

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Sparklingbrook · 17/11/2012 12:26

If it's instead of just the turkey then you have to fit the veggies on the plate too.

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Sparklingbrook · 17/11/2012 12:27
Shock
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PickledFanjoCat · 17/11/2012 12:27


What are his other crimes?
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NoraGainesborough · 17/11/2012 12:28

I hope you are not planning on having kids with him, until you know. Could be genetic issues.

Are you suggesting ots his mothers fault she was a victim of abuse?

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IFartInYourGeneralDirection · 17/11/2012 12:28

Blergh no one can eat ten creme egg is one go. They are to gacky, i could eat two, three at a push.

Antway forget about te screme eggs and tell us more about the inbreeding

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iHaveNoIkea · 17/11/2012 12:28

Wtf

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PickledFanjoCat · 17/11/2012 12:30

I've done five creme eggs on the nose. Did feel a bit grim after.

Has someone called Jeremy Kyle? I think we need the wizard.

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