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to avoid sleeping on the 'wet patch'?

45 replies

chakalala · 02/01/2011 10:56

Well, DH said somehow he always ends up on the wet patch on the bed! i do it on purpose!

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juneybean · 02/01/2011 10:58

Well surely it's his wet patch?

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norfolkBRONZEturkey · 02/01/2011 11:02

He shouldn't make it wet then

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treas · 02/01/2011 11:03

Not in this house juney Grin Blush Blush

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SantosLHalper · 02/01/2011 11:06

Shag in middle of bed, and no one has to! I love my king size bed. (Or use condoms)

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theevildead2 · 02/01/2011 11:11

We have a super king but specific sides.. Dh always manages to get the wet patch on my side! Hmm also since we're busy in my spot I've noticed the springs seem to be going on my side as well nowt to do with me being a lard ass his are all still springy Angry

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ethelina · 02/01/2011 11:18

We never have a wet patch Shock, just make sure it's caught in a tissue afterwards or crab to bathroom and clean up there. Have never ever felt the need to leave it to ooze all over the sheets.

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Punkatheart · 02/01/2011 11:24

I can only dream of a wet patch. Wink

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theevildead2 · 02/01/2011 11:35

Too much effort when I just want to lay there all comfy.


WHen I complained about the mess once though, DH did have the nerve to say "well, I put it somewhere tidy"

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PinkIsMyFavouriteCrayon · 02/01/2011 14:00

Sex towel Grin

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TheVisitor · 02/01/2011 14:01

What Pink said. Grin

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MissHellToe · 02/01/2011 14:03

"I put it somewhere tidy" Grin

Cuddle for appropriate length of time, then hotfoot to bathroom for a wee and to er flush out the wet

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tinkertitonk · 02/01/2011 14:08

Well don't spit it out then.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/01/2011 14:08

a quick wipe with tissues nearby solve this problem :)

though of course, if there is ever a wet patch then its on dh side Grin

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theevildead2 · 02/01/2011 14:16

Blondeshavemorefun wipe never seems to work. Think DH might have more than his fair share.


actually when we were TTC he got checked over and I know he has more than his fair share.. he was quite proud to share the results!

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nikki1978 · 02/01/2011 14:19

Do it on a towel?

The wiping after thing never works for us. Firstly I get very erm juicy Blush which leaves a little patch. Also DH is one of those miracle men who can keep going after an orgasm so if I finish after him some leaks out in the meantime.

Gosh that was TMI wasn't it GrinWink

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SummerRain · 02/01/2011 14:24

i ooze for 14 hours if we don't use a condom... think the less regular sex is causing a build up on dp's part Grin

have to ay, it's the only good thing about condoms... all i have to do is roll over and go to sleep while dp deals with the mess in the bathroom Wink

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SummerRain · 02/01/2011 14:24

14... oddly specific! I meant 24!

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oldraver · 02/01/2011 14:25

Yes to the towel.

Erm why is it the mans wet patch, dont any of you ladies get juicy

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/01/2011 14:26

pmsl evildead Grin

dont have a towel as such for general sex, but have been known when on AF - we have white bedding and i have my needs Grin

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theevildead2 · 02/01/2011 14:49

He was like a kid showing his report card Blondeshavemorefun!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/01/2011 14:56

bless, nice to know he scored at something Grin

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Olivette · 05/01/2011 15:36

hehe! Theres a sex towel in our house too ;)

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Sassybeast · 05/01/2011 16:40

Please no - not the sex towels thing again - soon someone will mention a 'crispy' sex towel. My eyes - my poor eyes!

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FancyALittle · 05/01/2011 16:59

How to avoid the wet patch (in three easy steps):

  1. When done, swiftly use a folded piece kitchen roll for a quick mop up. (I always use kitchen roll because tissue + semen sticks tissue fluff to all your bits).


  1. Go to the loo for the obligatory post-coital pee. If you have placed the kitchen roll correctly, you can walk to the bathroom without any further spillages. Dispose of the kitchen roll.


  1. Slip on your knickers and put a pantyliner in. (This, I'm sure, is what pantyliners were secretly designed for).


Ta-da! No wet patch.

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If it's your wet patch, well you should have laid a towel down before you began heavy duty g-spot action.
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RockLover · 05/01/2011 18:17

Ewww, have you no old towels??? Surely everyone knows that trick?

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