to avoid sleeping on the 'wet patch'?

(46 Posts)
chakalala Sun 02-Jan-11 10:56:36

Well, DH said somehow he always ends up on the wet patch on the bed! i do it on purpose!

juneybean Sun 02-Jan-11 10:58:52

Well surely it's his wet patch?

norfolkBRONZEturkey Sun 02-Jan-11 11:02:23

He shouldn't make it wet then

treas Sun 02-Jan-11 11:03:38

Not in this house juney grin blush blush

SantosLHalper Sun 02-Jan-11 11:06:41

Shag in middle of bed, and no one has to! I love my king size bed. (Or use condoms)

theevildead2 Sun 02-Jan-11 11:11:48

We have a super king but specific sides.. Dh always manages to get the wet patch on my side! hmm also since we're busy in my spot I've noticed the springs seem to be going on my side as well nowt to do with me being a lard ass his are all still springy angry

ethelina Sun 02-Jan-11 11:18:30

We never have a wet patch shock, just make sure it's caught in a tissue afterwards or crab to bathroom and clean up there. Have never ever felt the need to leave it to ooze all over the sheets.

Punkatheart Sun 02-Jan-11 11:24:21

I can only dream of a wet patch. wink

theevildead2 Sun 02-Jan-11 11:35:39

Too much effort when I just want to lay there all comfy.

WHen I complained about the mess once though, DH did have the nerve to say "well, I put it somewhere tidy"

PinkIsMyFavouriteCrayon Sun 02-Jan-11 14:00:40

Sex towel grin

TheVisitor Sun 02-Jan-11 14:01:54

What Pink said. grin

MissHellToe Sun 02-Jan-11 14:03:39

"I put it somewhere tidy" grin

Cuddle for appropriate length of time, then hotfoot to bathroom for a wee and to er flush out the wet

tinkertitonk Sun 02-Jan-11 14:08:20

Well don't spit it out then.

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 02-Jan-11 14:08:31

a quick wipe with tissues nearby solve this problem

though of course, if there is ever a wet patch then its on dh side grin

theevildead2 Sun 02-Jan-11 14:16:08

Blondeshavemorefun wipe never seems to work. Think DH might have more than his fair share.

actually when we were TTC he got checked over and I know he has more than his fair share.. he was quite proud to share the results!

nikki1978 Sun 02-Jan-11 14:19:33

Do it on a towel?

The wiping after thing never works for us. Firstly I get very erm juicy blush which leaves a little patch. Also DH is one of those miracle men who can keep going after an orgasm so if I finish after him some leaks out in the meantime.

Gosh that was TMI wasn't it grinwink

SummerRain Sun 02-Jan-11 14:24:31

i ooze for 14 hours if we don't use a condom... think the less regular sex is causing a build up on dp's part grin

have to ay, it's the only good thing about condoms... all i have to do is roll over and go to sleep while dp deals with the mess in the bathroom wink

SummerRain Sun 02-Jan-11 14:24:49

14... oddly specific! I meant 24!

oldraver Sun 02-Jan-11 14:25:12

Yes to the towel.

Erm why is it the mans wet patch, dont any of you ladies get juicy

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 02-Jan-11 14:26:55

pmsl evildead grin

dont have a towel as such for general sex, but have been known when on AF - we have white bedding and i have my needs grin

theevildead2 Sun 02-Jan-11 14:49:00

He was like a kid showing his report card Blondeshavemorefun!!!

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 02-Jan-11 14:56:03

bless, nice to know he scored at something grin

Olivette Wed 05-Jan-11 15:36:59

hehe! Theres a sex towel in our house too ;)

Sassybeast Wed 05-Jan-11 16:40:12

Please no - not the sex towels thing again - soon someone will mention a 'crispy' sex towel. My eyes - my poor eyes!

FancyALittle Wed 05-Jan-11 16:59:26

How to avoid the wet patch (in three easy steps):

1. When done, swiftly use a folded piece kitchen roll for a quick mop up. (I always use kitchen roll because tissue + semen sticks tissue fluff to all your bits).

2. Go to the loo for the obligatory post-coital pee. If you have placed the kitchen roll correctly, you can walk to the bathroom without any further spillages. Dispose of the kitchen roll.

3. Slip on your knickers and put a pantyliner in. (This, I'm sure, is what pantyliners were secretly designed for).

Ta-da! No wet patch.

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If it's your wet patch, well you should have laid a towel down before you began heavy duty g-spot action.

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