To be angry with DH for refusing to try anything new?

[SecretSpanker]

DH is very traditional when it comes to sex and I 'm just not getting what I need in the bedroom. He won't try anything I suggest and makes me feel that I'm the odd one for having different needs. AIBU to think that he should be a little more open to new things?

[lovechoc]

ok then...troll

[5DollarShake]

Your DH...? You didn't think to sort this out before you pledged to spend the rest of your life with him?

[Flisspaps]

Depends on what your something new is...if you want him to dress up as a clown and shove a cucumber up his bum, then YABU.

If he will only do it in the missionary position with the lights off however, then YANBU.

[tethersend]

Try dressing as a chicken and singing the national anthem.

[NotQuiteCockney]

Am slightly at the incongruity at picking such an (ahem) heavy-handed nickname, while being coy about your interests in your OP.

[SecretSpanker]

I have tried to get him to dress up or try role playing but he says he feels silly. I even ordered some costumes from a website I've found, but he won't even try his on

[Flisspaps]

What are the costumes?

[tethersend]

Was is this?

[tethersend]

Or this?

[SecretSpanker]

Honestly, I wish people wouldn't joke about this. It's important to me.

The one he refused to try on was kind of like this one.

[Flisspaps]

No wonder he didn't want to wear it, the feet are fucking yellow . Who feels up for it when they're wearing yellow flappy feet?

What about something like this? He can wear his own socks and everything

[notsotinybaba]

Surely he couldn't resist something like this

[MrsTicklemouse]

this is a joke isn't it?

[ShadeofViolet]

One of these
www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/Bit_Naughty_Novelty_Fancy_Dress_Costumes.html???

[phatcat]

you're having a larf aren't you spanker

[tethersend]

Ban this sick filth.

[MrsTicklemouse]

The manhood on this should prevent embarrassment

[SecretSpanker]

But the feet are what really do it for me Flisspaps. I tried to introduce it to him slowly. I bought him these last Christmas.

[Daffydilly]

Thanks all - first laugh I've had all day!

[Flisspaps]

Can't you wear the feet? Then you both get your jolls?

[ThatVikRinA22]

[SecretSpanker]

Flisspaps that's just sick. I didn't start this thread to be subjected to such peverted filth.

[Flisspaps]

One apiece?

[SecretSpanker]

Now that's a helpful suggestion.

[isthatporridgeinyourhair]

Perhaps you could suggest ice docking to him?