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Did you hear the one about the chap who was chilled to absolute zero?

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He was OK. grin grin grin

PedlarsSpanner Fri 11-Jul-14 22:35:56


Bluestocking Fri 11-Jul-14 22:36:18

Boom! Boom!
Are you looking for science jokes? There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

SaVred Fri 11-Jul-14 22:37:38

neutron walks in to a bar and says "how much for a beer?"
bar man says 'for you, no charge'

SaVred Fri 11-Jul-14 22:44:23

A neutron walks in to a bar. The bar man says "you look worried". yeh he says, i'm positive i left an electron at home.

An Electron walks into a bar and order a drink for the proton. He found her very attractive.

A Proton walks into a bar. Barman: “We only sell to protons, are you sure you are a proton?” Proton: “Yes, I’m positive”

Plutonium Atom walked into a bar. Barman thought he was very unstable.

PerpendicularVincenzo Fri 11-Jul-14 23:09:56

What did the 0 say to the 8?

'Nice belt'


grin grin

Shall I tell you the one about Potassium? Yes? 'K.

All the best chemistry jokes Argon. sad

Two chemists go to a bar. First one orders H2O. The second, wanting to ingratiate himself orders 'H2O, too' He's dead now.

CaitSith Sat 12-Jul-14 07:20:53


TheCunkOfPhilomena Sat 12-Jul-14 08:55:33

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second orders a half. The third orders a quarter. The barman says "you're all idiots" and pours two beers.

MostlyMama Sat 12-Jul-14 09:05:55

Don't get the mathmaticians onegrin

TheFirstOfHerName Sat 12-Jul-14 09:16:54

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

TheFirstOfHerName Sat 12-Jul-14 09:17:35

Do you know any jokes about sodium?


Galena Sat 12-Jul-14 09:25:01

hehehe grin

PedlarsSpanner Sat 12-Jul-14 09:26:50

Loving these, what bunch of Clever Clogs y'are

TheFirstOfHerName Sat 12-Jul-14 09:27:41

I like the Ohmmeter one.

I had an ammeter joke, but it wasn't current.

PedlarsSpanner Sat 12-Jul-14 09:27:58

My husband has just told me that sodium jokes always get a good reaction


catnipkitty Sat 12-Jul-14 09:28:20



Spanglecrab Sat 12-Jul-14 09:32:52

Dennis was a chemist but alas he is no more... for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

caramelwaffle Sat 12-Jul-14 09:33:06

What do mathematicians enjoy eating?


JustAShopGirl Sat 12-Jul-14 09:33:30

Power = Work / Time

Knowledge is Power and Time is Money. Substitute to get

Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Therefore, the less you know, the more you make. wink

TwosaCrowd Sat 12-Jul-14 09:34:11

If you go into the science topic there's a massive thread there of science jokes

PedlarsSpanner Sat 12-Jul-14 09:34:20

ROAR at you two

PedlarsSpanner Sat 12-Jul-14 09:34:43

Oh, there's more posts now

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