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A classic text from a Mr Unavailable or not?!

(122 Posts)
Bankwadgery Thu 19-Jun-14 15:46:04

Interested to see if others agree, got this after telling him I didn't want to see him again or spend hours listen to him moan on about things on the phone either!

I understand. I don't want to break you too - I don't think you'd let me. ;) I do want to mend myself, and be what I can be. I think you needed me - needed what I could have been for you. Now I think I need you too, to be what I want to be. xxx

CanaryYellow Thu 19-Jun-14 15:48:00

I haven't the faintest idea what he's waffling on about but he sounds totally wanky.

Delete, block, move on.

HonoraryOctonaut Thu 19-Jun-14 15:48:08

He sounds like a pain in the backside! What a load of bollocks grin

flippinada Thu 19-Jun-14 15:50:52

Well, he's definitely in love with someone... HIMSELF.

I would chalk this one up to a lucky escape.

charlietangoteakettlebarbeque Thu 19-Jun-14 15:50:56

ha ha ha ha

<<breathes>>

ha ha ha ha

deXavia Thu 19-Jun-14 15:51:06

unless that was sent at 3am when royally pissed to excuse the waffling nonsensical nature of his text - run run for the hills....
If 3am and royally pissed - I'd take the piss and give the benefit of the doubt... his reaction to that would tell you all you ever needed to know...

SimplyRedHead Thu 19-Jun-14 15:52:19

Is he on glue?

picnicbasketcase Thu 19-Jun-14 15:53:22

Is it song lyrics from a really really pretentious musical?

WilliamShatner Thu 19-Jun-14 15:53:26

Tell Tarquin to fuck off.

TobyLerone Thu 19-Jun-14 15:55:05

What an epic bellend.

OrangeVanofPositivity Thu 19-Jun-14 15:55:52

What a self-important twit.

Migsy1 Thu 19-Jun-14 15:58:25

Idiot!

WilliamShatner Thu 19-Jun-14 15:59:38

I just had to post this!

youtube.com/watch?v=ErCn3QPxcWI

drivenbyyou Thu 19-Jun-14 15:59:42

Snort. Did he make that up all by himself?

BalloonSlayer Thu 19-Jun-14 15:59:51

Text back

"was that the Police's follow up single to "De Doo Doo Doo, Da Daa Daa Daa" ?

GoEasyPudding Thu 19-Jun-14 16:00:59

I too think you needed what he could have been too, and yet not, somehow.......hang on what?

EhricLovesTheBhrothers Thu 19-Jun-14 16:02:19

What a dickhead!

You would spend the entire relationship trying to decode him.

Delet block, move on

Lioninthesun Thu 19-Jun-14 16:03:45

He sounds really really special OP grin
He seems to be getting off on the fact you have drawn a line under it. Sado much? OR just a saddo... not sure which.
Tell those hills you'll be there sharpish!

I would have been tempted to just reply with 'LOL'

BalloonSlayer Thu 19-Jun-14 16:04:13

Or

I was not put on this earth to put right all your hangups, or those of any other loser. I would respectfully suggest you spend some time changing your character BY YOURSELF before inflicting your self-obsession on anyone else.

Lioninthesun Thu 19-Jun-14 16:05:54

I love the verbal guitar wankery some men trot out when trying to "woo" lady. It seems they think it makes them sound like Byron or something confused

Bankwadgery Thu 19-Jun-14 16:05:55

Thank fuck for that!
Was written this morning at about 9 so no alcohol involved, he did it all by himself!
Love the dolphin song and it has indeed been a lucky escape.
Not replied yet, can't quite find the right words.....

WilliamShatner Thu 19-Jun-14 16:06:15

Reply,

I need air, water and chocolate. You on the other hand chum, are superfluous to requirements.

Hang I think I can decipher this 1...

Oh yes it means...

I love myself more than I will ever be able to love you or anyone else for that matter because I am a complete catch for my reflection whose eyes I longingly gaze in to while wanking in to a sock oh and xxx

Delete and block like someone else said grin

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