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Some droolicious porpery porn - gotta be a celeb's house but whose?

(60 Posts)
Nancy66 Sun 08-Jun-14 10:54:14

Love everything about this. You'll see that the 1st picture here on Right Move have been altered a bit to fade the homo erotic paintings

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45666473.html

here on Estate agent link you see the nudey art and in picture 3 you can see a poss self portrait and pics of the owner meeting royal family. Can't recognise though. An artist?

www.foxtons.co.uk/search?keyword_type=area&keyword_value=Soho&location_ids=204&property_id=886574&search_form=map&search_type=SS&sold=1&submit_type=search

Rainicorn Sun 08-Jun-14 10:56:36

Tried to zoom in, but can't make it out. Lovely house though.

FuckyNell Sun 08-Jun-14 11:01:23

That is gorgeous!!!

GreenShadow Sun 08-Jun-14 11:02:05

Lovely house but no sign of any garden.
Just can't belive the price though for what is only a 4 bedroomed house.

Madcatgirl Sun 08-Jun-14 11:03:49

Given the amount of art could it be Charles saatchi?

IWillYeah Sun 08-Jun-14 11:04:49

Its very masculine, covered in pics of men (a young De Niro in one?) and bang in the heart of Soho. A wealthy gay actor is my guess....possibly a theatre luvvie?

Gorgeous gaff!

MaryMotherOfCheeses Sun 08-Jun-14 11:05:17

I think Charles Saatchi's art would be a bit more cutting edge than that.

Nice house though.

mananabanana Sun 08-Jun-14 11:05:20

From the picture in the kitchen and the photo meeting the Queen i think it looks a bit like Ivan Massow

RhondaJean Sun 08-Jun-14 11:05:54

I absolutely love that. It's just the kind of place I would want if I had a lottery win.

Wouldn't care about a garden either!

Euphemia Sun 08-Jun-14 11:06:21

WTF is the painting of a man in a suit carrying a naked (dead?) woman? Yuk!

MaryMotherOfCheeses Sun 08-Jun-14 11:09:30

Very well spotted re Ivan Massow

here

NorbertDentressangle Sun 08-Jun-14 11:10:00

Interesting scaffolding set-up in the home cinema area - I was scouring the pictures for handcuffs and chains grin

Lovely house though.

Euphemia Sun 08-Jun-14 11:10:21

I think manana has it. Here he is with the painting above the fireplace

here

MaryMotherOfCheeses Sun 08-Jun-14 11:10:40

For the former Head of the Institute of Contemporary Arts, I'm not impressed with what he's got on his walls...

Clearly I know nowt grin

dorothyparka Sun 08-Jun-14 11:17:05

The operating theatre-themed bathroom and ever so slight serial-killer vibe just aren't working for me so I'm afraid I'll be spending my imaginary £5m+ elsewhere grin

ScarlettlovesRhett Sun 08-Jun-14 11:24:29

Why has he not sorted his cables out behind the tv?

Also, his mattress isn't properly covered by the bottom sheet.

Standards!

Nancy66 Sun 08-Jun-14 11:27:59

oh well done manna. Wow, he's gorgeous.

is that Joan Collins in the bathroom?

TroyMcClure Sun 08-Jun-14 11:29:40

whats that weird massage chair room for?
making the movies? hmm

TroyMcClure Sun 08-Jun-14 11:29:59

i dont like all the wonky kitchen, looks a bit grimy

location amazing though

TroyMcClure Sun 08-Jun-14 11:30:55

It is thought he wanted extra space for his growing art collection — which includes about 30 portraits and sculptures of himself.

snort

Nancy66 Sun 08-Jun-14 11:32:11
EasterSundaySimmons Sun 08-Jun-14 11:33:54

I don't like it. I like some of the art but not all of it.

The white tiles in the bathroom look like they've been reclaimed from a public toilet. Strangely enough my ex had them put in his kitchen! They're horrible.

JennyOnTheBlocks Sun 08-Jun-14 11:34:01

And the bathrooms look like old train station public toilets

<obviously no taste here either grin

TheOriginalWinkly Sun 08-Jun-14 11:34:41

There is nothing that would compel me to spend my imaginary 5 million there. Yes its a lovely house but the area at night is like something out of a horror film! (I know it very well alas.)

I would spend about 2 million on a lovely countryside place, and buy a little central London flat for nights I couldn't make it home smile

beccajoh Sun 08-Jun-14 11:38:40

Hmm. Nice house, but on D'Arblay Street you'd probably be kept awake until 3am by drunk people, then woken again at 6am by the street cleaners. You'd open your front door to find someone had vomited lavishly all over your door step.

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