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I don't think I'm a proper Mumsnetter....

(166 Posts)
Martorana Tue 13-May-14 09:50:26

If someone tells me a secret, I keep it.
If my neighbour is out and it starts raining, I get their washing in. I do not feel offended if they do the same for me.
If somebody is going the same way as me, I offer a lift.
If my children want a friend round after school and we're not going out, I say yes.I don't expect reciprocal invitations.
I am happy to take in my neighbours parcels.
I answer my phone.
I answer my door.
I eat food made by other people.
I don't mind if people poo in my loo.
I wear outer clothes more than once- and so do my children.

EyelinerQueen Tue 13-May-14 09:52:00

I'm definitely not.

I only get one meal (and possibly a butty) from a roast chicken.

And I hate Aldi.

Sparklingbrook Tue 13-May-14 09:53:52

grin I'm not either really.

My DC have crisps in their lunchbox every day. shock
I often shop in Iceland
I can't bear John Lewis or Waitrose
I think Ham in Coke is disgusting
I don't buy adults Christmas presents.

I am a terrible terrible person....

EmotionalCrotch Tue 13-May-14 09:54:27

I hate Aldi and Lidl does that mean I am not an MNer!!

I also avoid AIBU shock

EmotionalCrotch Tue 13-May-14 09:55:57

Oh and I can't see the Cumberbatch appeal, he reminds me of the alien from American Dad.

Sorry all you Cumber lovers. No offence intended.


Sparklingbrook Tue 13-May-14 09:57:45

Cumberbatch and David Tennant. Meh.

restandpeace Tue 13-May-14 09:58:09

I used to shop at lidl snd aldi but cant be bothered any more

I keep secrets

I too let my dcs have friends round and dont care about it being recipricated

I tumble dry most things and hang the rest inside

Catnuzzle Tue 13-May-14 09:59:40

I have 3 loo brushes not in the same toilet

JohnFarleysRuskin Tue 13-May-14 10:00:00

Ah come on, the poo in your loo thing is not true is it?

I think I'm a proper mumsnetter AND you can poo in my loo.

I won't bring in your washing though, coz I'm too busy (mumsnetting)

Fideline987654321 Tue 13-May-14 10:00:07

I think Ham in Coke is disgusting

I'm picturing a slice of ham dangling over the rim of a glass of coke instead of a lemon slice. That can't be what you mean. Can it? confused

I hate Lidl and ALdi
A chicken does 1 meal for us. There is none leftover. And I buy Chicken OXO cubes rather than boiling bones for hours
I answer my phone.
I love Iceland and buy frozen Greggs sausage rolls from there.

JohnFarleysRuskin Tue 13-May-14 10:01:16

I think its a bad actor standing in a pile of white powder.

Sparklingbrook Tue 13-May-14 10:01:47

I have a loo brush. It is really handy for cleaning the loo. grin

It's worse than that Fide. You get a ham joint, shove it in a big pan and cover it in Coke, then boil the living daylights out of it for hours and hours. Bleurgh.

EmotionalCrotch Tue 13-May-14 10:02:29

Can anyone else see the similarity?

LiberalLibertine Tue 13-May-14 10:02:41

.......we.share.towels shock

EmotionalCrotch Tue 13-May-14 10:03:39

Oh yes the old bog brush.

<gives toilet a quick flick over>


LiberalLibertine Tue 13-May-14 10:03:41

sparkling ham in coke is fucking lush!?

LiberalLibertine Tue 13-May-14 10:04:33

crotch yup,cumberbatch is minging.

Sparklingbrook Tue 13-May-14 10:06:22

It's too cokey LL. I was really disappointed. It boiled over at one point too. sad

EmotionalCrotch Tue 13-May-14 10:07:02

Just don't see him in a sexy way at all.

But... then the Levine is not every bodies cup of tea. Fortunately for me. He is the whole cream tea for me. Ahem blush


TitsCrossed Tue 13-May-14 10:07:04

Huh, that's nothing. My child had 3 fruit shoots and a macdonalds yesterday.


Where do I hand in my nicknames?

Fideline987654321 Tue 13-May-14 10:07:32

It's worse than that Fide. You get a ham joint, shove it in a big pan and cover it in Coke, then boil the living daylights out of it for hours and hours. Bleurgh.

Bleurgh indeed envy. Must be urban myth.

TitsCrossed Tue 13-May-14 10:08:12


TitsCrossed Tue 13-May-14 10:08:48

Oh, but cumberpants is rather fit.

LiberalLibertine Tue 13-May-14 10:09:27

Did you roast it afterwards? Slathered in mustard, cloves and brown sugar sparkling ????

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