Yes really - no-whisk meringues, cooked in the microwave. Takes three to four minutes – all you need is one egg white and 300g of icing sugar. Cook, serve with berries and whipped cream (or ice-cream, if you're that way inclined), and take a massive bow.
Most parents hope for harmony between their offspring - but were Mumsnetters little angels with their own siblings, back when they were nippers? Um, that'll be a no.