Out with the OPKs, ban the body temping; here's Just Shagging thread 14!

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Rockchick1984 Sat 02-Feb-13 00:04:55

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 13 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers

Rockchick1984 Sat 02-Feb-13 00:10:21

Can I start the roll call Ladies?

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's: 1 DS, 22 months
TTC since: September, but had 2 months off at one point!

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 01:26:56

Name: Rockchick1984Any DC's: 1 DS, 22 monthsTTC since: September, but had 2 months off at one point!

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 01:31:31

Sorry stupid phone

Name: Rockchick1984
*Any DC's:* 1 DS, 22 months
*TTC since:* September, but had 2 months off at one point!

name: cookielove
any DC's: nope
TTC: sept 2012

smile

MotherOfCleo Sat 02-Feb-13 08:37:07

Name: Rockchick1984
*Any DC's:* 1 DS, 22 months
*TTC since:* September, but had 2 months off at one point!

name: cookieloveany
DC's: nope
TTC: sept 2012

Name: MotherOfCleo
DC's: nope ttc#1
TTC: sept 2012

fish88 Sat 02-Feb-13 09:03:12

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's: 1 DS, 22 months
TTC since: September, but had 2 months off at one point!

Name: cookieloveany
DC's: nope
TTC: sept 2012

Name: MotherOfCleo
DC's: nope ttc#1
TTC: sept 2012

Name: Fish88
Any DC's: Nope, TTC 1
TTC: January 2013

AQuarkTooFar Sat 02-Feb-13 09:19:55

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's: 1 DS, 22 months
TTC since: September, but had 2 months off at one point!

Name: cookieloveany
DC's: nope
TTC: sept 2012

Name: MotherOfCleo
DC's: nope ttc#1
TTC: sept 2012

Name: Fish88
Any DC's: Nope, TTC 1
TTC: January 2013

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any DCs: no
TTC: since Nov 2012

Bearface Sat 02-Feb-13 09:36:37

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's: 1 DS, 22 months
TTC since: September, but had 2 months off at one point!

Name: cookieloveany
DC's: nope
TTC: sept 2012

Name: MotherOfCleo
DC's: nope ttc#1
TTC: sept 2012

Name: Fish88
Any DC's: Nope, TTC 1
TTC: January 2013

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any DCs: no
TTC: since Nov 2012

Name: Bearface
DCs: Nope
TTC: Think I put something different last time, but realised from checking phone it is now since July 2012. 8 months! Sigh . . .

Rockchick1984 Sat 02-Feb-13 16:15:06

Aww, sorry Bearface you may have to take my longest JSer crown I've decorated it with pink glitter and accessorised it with a bottle of champagne I couldn't remember when we started either, thought it was longer ago than Sept but went back through my old posts and it was very early sept.

When's everyone testing next? Still not figured out my apps blush so ERTD is due some time between 4th an 7th, debating if I should hold out and see by the 7th or if I should test earlier (have got about 50 IC's so thinking I may as well use some...) smile

fish88 Sat 02-Feb-13 17:16:30

I'm not testing until the 18th Feb so got a long way to go yet.

Bearface Sat 02-Feb-13 17:27:00

Aww thanks Rock. Very sweet of you. Your crown sounds lovely. Can I add a feather? It depends if you want to keep the crown or not though, Rock? I think you've been on this thread longer than me though so it's debateable. I joined late Sept I think. But yes, we've been going at it for a while now. sad This must be our thread surely, Rock?! Red has been here a while too - sorry Red - so maybe we can all squeeze our heads into it together?!

Think I'll be testing around 14th/15th if I can hold out that long.

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 18:14:40

Hello all, noticed we didn't put are ages onto this thread, or where we are, so i'm thinking i'll pretend i am 21, and in Hollywood, it will help keep my spirits up when i don't get my BFP. sad

Bearface sept 2012?

Whats the longest anyone has been on this kind of thread?

Rockchick1984 Sat 02-Feb-13 18:17:44

Rummages through my niece's dressing up box I've found 2 more crowns, some fairy wings and that damn unicorn was in there too grin all us veteran JSers are going to look ace!!

This WILL be our thread, have you finished all your tests or are there still more to come? If it doesn't happen within the next few months for us we will stop for a while as I really don't want a baby born very close to Christmas if I can help it!

Rockchick1984 Sat 02-Feb-13 18:18:57

Oooh, Cookie can I be 18 and in Hawaii???

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 18:20:56

Eh hem i would like to point out to you all that my name has been changed, all be it by accident to cookieloveany shock that is not my name i feel like a but of a floozy with that name eh hem blush

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 18:26:01

Of course RockChick hows Hawaii this time of year?

MotherOfCleo Sat 02-Feb-13 18:40:05

sorry cookie I think that's my fault....damn phone sad sorry blush

Could someone add me to list please, I'm always on my phone!

Name: thethreeblondies
DC's: DD1 age 7 DD2 age 3
TTC: Jan 2012 (but left with nonsticky bfp's twice, then went awol for a bit!)

Would also like to be 18 again but that would make me 11 when I had DD!

Another friend had her baby today, but know it was a long awaited for one so trying hard not to be too envy

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 18:51:43

No problemo cleo i just noticed the running theme of my name change <eek>

Bearface Sat 02-Feb-13 19:29:20

Revised edition:

Name: Rockchick1984
Any DC's: 1 DS, 22 months
TTC since: September, but had 2 months off at one point!

Name: cookielove
DC's: nope
TTC: sept 2012

Name: MotherOfCleo
DC's: nope ttc#1
TTC: sept 2012

Name: Fish88
Any DC's: Nope, TTC 1
TTC: January 2013

Name: AQuarkTooFar
Any DCs: no
TTC: since Nov 2012

Name: Bearface
DCs: Nope
TTC: Think I put something different last time, but realised from checking phone it is now since July 2012. 8 months! Sigh . . .

Name: thethreeblondies
DC's: DD1 age 7 DD2 age 3
TTC: Jan 2012 (but left with nonsticky bfp's twice, then went awol for a bit!)

Thanks Bear lets hope this is a lucky fred for all of us xx

MelodyHarmony Sat 02-Feb-13 20:01:25

Ooh new fred. Well done. I'm on my phone and can't do any fancy copying... can someone add me to the roll call please?
Name: MelodyHarmony
DCs: 3 (7, 5 and 1)
TTC since: Jan 2013
Age: over the hill 37
Location: South east.

cookielove Sat 02-Feb-13 20:58:57

Oh no i need to do some calculations, my brother is getting married in California next year in June/July they have set a date can not remember what it is though, i really don't want to be a pregnant grooms maid smile so really what do you think is the latest i can get pregnant by and have a baby before the wedding. Eek i am rubbish with working these things out, someone please help me?

Also they are having trips to Disney land as part of the wedding shock and i wouldn't be able to go on any of the rides if i was pregnant. Please help!!

Name: HumptyDumptyBumpty
DCs: none
TTC since: Oct 2012
Age: 32
Location: London

cookie your OH is a chancer, eh?! (but more JSing is good, right? And you can get upduffed on top, you CAN!)

ERTD got me today - after threatening for A WEEK (ffs), it came with a vengeance. I also POAS today before it and got a BFN so it wasn't a shock. Still, going to a baby shower this afternoon made me a bit sad and envy but also grin for the lovely girl who is 3 and a half weeks off due. That will be all of us soon - I asked to to give me good sticky bean vibes for us all and she gave me a massive hug which I'm passing on to ALL of you. xxx

Rockchick1984 Sun 03-Feb-13 00:08:48

Cookie you've got to conceive by September if the wedding's June, October if July. Plenty of time still for you!!! Hopefully it'll be sooner so that you're not stressing about a newborn on a long flight, getting baby's passport in time etc!! I'm so jealous, would love to go to Disney again (not been since I was a kid) but can't really afford it and would want to go and relax about things, not worrying about what we could afford once we got there!

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